La Vie Boheme

So any way I have not posttid in my Blogs in a wile now sense I have been prety bussy dong chorze and jobb’s for my land lord laddy so I can keap on livving in my appartmint sense the stuped unmployents offise redduced the size of my Chexs from not haveing a jobb and [...]

So theg’s have not been gong rilly well for the passed 2 dey’s or so sense I have gottin prety Sic winth wat I theck is the Swaine’Flew. I falt horble and hadd a rill porblem winth my bu********t         (da**ria). I had rilly badd dar******ia for the last 2 dey’s and it hort and stonge [...]

Okey, nouw Roger is gone agin an I can fenish thes opp.
I wass all sited abute cuking spagetty and meetbolls and sallid and bred and stoff butte Roger and Mikke and Jonjon and Scrotam (@ leest thet’s what I thenk Jonjon kep clalling him) kep lafftring and chakling’s behind the frant of my beck all [...]

Last weakind Roger a&nd his brather Mikke camme ovar to visset me at my househomme with ouwt evan leting me no ferst.  I hadde junst fenished woching Yent’l’s agin and junst spining somme timme with my Self so I was galad thet thay dint comme erlier.  Roger and Mikke came in To my househomme with [...]