La Vie Boheme

So I was jusnt cleneing my land lord laddy’s portch necks to my portch a&nd her cat ceme up and junst clode and sroched me on the arm’s and heand’s!!! I hadd to pout a bonch of nospororen or whatever on it to keap it from geting andfecketed. I hatted it!!! GOD! GOD! GOD!!!!

I akshallie dint liak this Meet.

So lanst week’s I was junst siting at my househomme woching a moovy (Yant’ls again, GOD) and spindin’gs some rill gud timme with my Salf and thenckings of makking my Salf a Lounche’s Meet samwitch withe the neuw Veggijbal Lonche’s Meet thet Pat gave me in Joolie whin my househommefonne [...]

Well as you probably no if you are still readeng my blogs on a bases my thing’s are not gong so well for me. And now 1 other thing is rong too, I gott really cunstapeted (I do’nt no how to spell that) or whatever the last few dey’s and I have not po********uoped in [...]

So a few day’s ago I was just siting my chare at home and just eeting some salt tean’s creckur’s and chease for as a snnack and then my tella phone reng and I piked it up and it was a totally meen saunding laddy from the umploymint’s ofase! And she sed hello is this [...]

So on Wendsday I was just siting in my house eating a pommagrannit real slow and having an ok time wen my phone rang laud and it was my mom and she was wandering if I wonted to comme over for diner at her house and I said ok mom that sounds real good and [...]