La Vie Boheme

So this last week end was mamoriol day which was fine or whatever sense I dint even really no about it sense it dint even mater that peeple wuld get a monday’s of becuase Im not even got a job now and so I all ways have monday’s of or whatever and so any way [...]

So I wennt to the Umployments ofice on Mondday becuase I just had to get and fill out some form’s so they can give me munny becuase for not having my job and geting fyred and not beeing jobed any more or whatever and so I just droav to the ofice wich was real hard [...]

So it was fridday’s night (Last night) and I was just siting in my house and waching Yentl and just spanding a little time with my self when their was a laud ponding on the door and Roger came totally busting in and cought me as having been watching Yentl even tho then I tryed [...]

So I was just siting there on toesday’s morning and just waitting for the mael to come too see if the umployment’s ofice got me my form’s or whatever they made me to do and stuff and then my tellaphone totally rang and I dint no who it was (I do’nt have caler’s i.d on [...]

So as you gessed from the tittle of this poast I got lade of my job and that happend last weak! So I was just siting there at my dask in my cubbicle on friday’s morrning wen the big mr. balled computer’s boze man waked up to my space allong with the scarry H+R’s woman [...]

I herd about this Warrning last weak from on bebo and got it printted on a peace of paper (I was at my work’s) and so I tiped it here so please pass this on! Improartant poleas worning Very scarry Poleas’s worning - For Your Informashun: This is very scarry and came directlly from poleas [...]

So I finaly heard just to day that the poppe was in the USA for a few day’s last week or some thing and I was pretty mad and upset that I did not no about this sooner sense I all ways wanted to meat the poppe. And the poppe all ready came and left [...]

So last night Roger was just over at my house visitting for the eaveneing and he totally startted to get a litle raowdy when he axked me how much I loved his pant’s and I just told him that I dint really like them all very much at all just becuase they remindid me of [...]

Sorry I have not posted in a few day’s but I had to go to visit my Mom on Friday and ended up staying their until late Saturday’s night because Mom and my new Uncle Jim (not my real Uncle) got really drunked up and I had to stay at her House to keep them [...]

So yesterday at my work I was totally just doing my job and whatever and my boss comes up to me and says Batt I need you to just summ up these collum’s and get me the data I need that is analized or whatever. And I just dint know what he was talking about [...]