La Vie Boheme

So I was jusnt cleneing my land lord laddy’s portch necks to my portch a&nd her cat ceme up and junst clode and sroched me on the arm’s and heand’s!!! I hadd to pout a bonch of nospororen or whatever on it to keap it from geting andfecketed. I hatted it!!! GOD! GOD! GOD!!!!

Welp not a lott has chadged sense my last poanst wich I gess was abbout  a yeer or so aggo. (I for gott to chack the poastdettes beforer I stortid this new poast hear.) Any wey theg’s have been gong prety wel lattely accept I code not fine a job for my salf and so [...]

So I have not ben abble to poanst updetes in my blogs in awile becuase of lot’s of thegs that have ben hapening, andcludeng my compuer broke wen I was poasteng pictcures of my salf on Bebo and sodently my key’s board boke and stoped working at all. So I had to wate and then [...]

Welp this year araund I was prolly pretty exited about Hello’wean or whatever and beng able to have a good porty and junst cutt lose a lil bit and have fun winth my frind’s but no. And I all ready di’nt like hellowean very much becuase it is a Devel holladay and not a good [...]

So any wey I was junst siting in my househomme a few dey’s ago and their came a NOCK NOCK NOCK on my dore laud. And I gott up too see who it was and I thaunt it wuld be Roger or mebbe Pat or some 1 but no. It was a cope, GOD GOD [...]

I akshallie dint liak this Meet.

So lanst week’s I was junst siting at my househomme woching a moovy (Yant’ls again, GOD) and spindin’gs some rill gud timme with my Salf and thenckings of makking my Salf a Lounche’s Meet samwitch withe the neuw Veggijbal Lonche’s Meet thet Pat gave me in Joolie whin my househommefonne [...]

Well as you probably no if you are still readeng my blogs on a bases my thing’s are not gong so well for me. And now 1 other thing is rong too, I gott really cunstapeted (I do’nt no how to spell that) or whatever the last few dey’s and I have not po********uoped in [...]

Roger junst madde me dreck a hole lardge Cann of clamedo juince and I had toylet bely all over my maggazenus and a candel on my cofee tabble. GOD GOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!I will rite more latter but I nead too go clene up my leveing’room and then Roger wile be beck from krogger by then
How I [...]

And so Fridday Roger came too my househomme and totally told me to packe my cloths and theng’s becuase we where gong on a camp’eng trip and I was rilly exited about that becuase I hant gone cap’eng in yeer’s ever. And Roger sed he cuold be a bear and I wuold be a bear [...]

So any way I have not posttid in my Blogs in a wile now sense I have been prety bussy dong chorze and jobb’s for my land lord laddy so I can keap on livving in my appartmint sense the stuped unmployents offise redduced the size of my Chexs from not haveing a jobb and [...]