La Vie Boheme

So a few day’s ago I was just siting my chare at home and just eeting some salt tean’s creckur’s and chease for as a snnack and then my tella phone reng and I piked it up and it was a totally meen saunding laddy from the umploymint’s ofase! And she sed hello is this [...]

So on Wendsday I was just siting in my house eating a pommagrannit real slow and having an ok time wen my phone rang laud and it was my mom and she was wandering if I wonted to comme over for diner at her house and I said ok mom that sounds real good and [...]

So it all storted to day wen I just went to the Krogger around 1 p.m to just by some groshrees and juince and Mallen’s and some pear’s and other thing’s that I whatted to eat and so I went to the Krogger and accept they dint even have any Malen’s and not even a [...]

So this last week end was mamoriol day which was fine or whatever sense I dint even really no about it sense it dint even mater that peeple wuld get a monday’s of becuase Im not even got a job now and so I all ways have monday’s of or whatever and so any way [...]

Sunday was Rogers birth’sday so Roger deccided he want’d to go to his favarite place Gallveeston for his birth’sday.  We wen’t to this poole or whatever was their and Roger rally like’s to swam so we did that and we playyed a game caled Rogers Mark ‘o Pole o which is were me and Roger [...]

So it was fridday’s night (Last night) and I was just siting in my house and waching Yentl and just spanding a little time with my self when their was a laud ponding on the door and Roger came totally busting in and cought me as having been watching Yentl even tho then I tryed [...]

So as you gessed from the tittle of this poast I got lade of my job and that happend last weak! So I was just siting there at my dask in my cubbicle on friday’s morrning wen the big mr. balled computer’s boze man waked up to my space allong with the scarry H+R’s woman [...]

So I finaly heard just to day that the poppe was in the USA for a few day’s last week or some thing and I was pretty mad and upset that I did not no about this sooner sense I all ways wanted to meat the poppe. And the poppe all ready came and left [...]

So Roger caled me this morning and totally told me we where totally going to go to a Theam’s park becuase he just wanted to go and so I said ok we can do that and he hung up the tellaphone. And so I got on my pant’s and drenk some apple juice and whated [...]

So last night Roger was just over at my house visitting for the eaveneing and he totally startted to get a litle raowdy when he axked me how much I loved his pant’s and I just told him that I dint really like them all very much at all just becuase they remindid me of [...]