La Vie Boheme

So I was jusnt cleneing my land lord laddy’s portch necks to my portch a&nd her cat ceme up and junst clode and sroched me on the arm’s and heand’s!!! I hadd to pout a bonch of nospororen or whatever on it to keap it from geting andfecketed. I hatted it!!! GOD! GOD! GOD!!!!

Welp not a lott has chadged sense my last poanst wich I gess was abbout  a yeer or so aggo. (I for gott to chack the poastdettes beforer I stortid this new poast hear.) Any wey theg’s have been gong prety wel lattely accept I code not fine a job for my salf and so [...]

So theg’s have not been gong rilly well for the passed 2 dey’s or so sense I have gottin prety Sic winth wat I theck is the Swaine’Flew. I falt horble and hadd a rill porblem winth my bu********t         (da**ria). I had rilly badd dar******ia for the last 2 dey’s and it hort and stonge [...]

So hear is the long pramised Post from me abbout how my Vallentines’day was. I no allot of peeople where waiteng for me to post this and so now Im just dong that. So I dint evan no it was valleantine’sday un till righte wen it was thet. I dint evan no thet it was  [...]

Well not a hole lot has been gong on too me latly I dint had too do any more inner’s views ever sense I tocked to a laddy at the umplyment’s ofase and they sed evan tho my munneychex’s where gong to get smoler that I culd get of some another kand of chex’s caled [...]

So it was Saterday nite and I was just siting at home eeting some pope corn and woching some cocking show’s on T.v (sense I dint have any theng else on teevo) and then the phone reng and reng and I went to pick it up and it was Roger and he sed that their [...]

So a few day’s ago I was just siting my chare at home and just eeting some salt tean’s creckur’s and chease for as a snnack and then my tella phone reng and I piked it up and it was a totally meen saunding laddy from the umploymint’s ofase! And she sed hello is this [...]

So as you gessed from the tittle of this poast I got lade of my job and that happend last weak! So I was just siting there at my dask in my cubbicle on friday’s morrning wen the big mr. balled computer’s boze man waked up to my space allong with the scarry H+R’s woman [...]

So yesterday at my work I was totally just doing my job and whatever and my boss comes up to me and says Batt I need you to just summ up these collum’s and get me the data I need that is analized or whatever. And I just dint know what he was talking about [...]

So I woke up late this morning and had a giant head ache and endded up getting to work late and my boss yelled at me and that was pretty bad but I think he is calmed down now so things are alot better and today will prolly be not good but not really terrible [...]