How I falt!!!!

Welp this year araund I was prolly pretty exited about Hello’wean or whatever and beng able to have a good porty and junst cutt lose a lil bit and have fun winth my frind’s but no. And I all ready di’nt like hellowean very much becuase it is a Devel holladay and not a good time and peepoal like satin on thet day or whatever any wey thet is wat Paster chet toald me about it and so I gess Im sposed to hatte it or whatever but so I dint no wat to theck and I was rilly tauted and terble fealeing becuase I was exited but also scered an fealeng bad about it! GOD!!

How Roger was too me!!!

A&nd so any wey it was a dey or 2 before hellowean or whatever and I was junst siting in my househomme finsheng up a battik I was dong for my land lord laddy who meck’s me do battikes and wansh her cloth’s and do other secrat thegs for her so I can life in my househomme and not got to pay any reant becuase the peeopal at the umploymet’s office stoped sendeng me munny chec’xs and al I gott now is food’s stemps and munney from walfaires becuase I ca’nt fined a job at all totally. SO any wey I was siting their dong thet and Roger shaowed up and kiked my dore and then opand it and ceme in and sed Welp batt wat are you dong. And I sed oh hi Roger Im just rapeing up a battik or whatever hear and then he laffed and caled me a sesy tauted fa*******dget and pratendid too pore the bottul of battik’s ink on my head or whatever but he actally dint do thet and then he wint in the kichen and mede me sock on a sellery stock from some sellery I had bot at krogger and I dint like thet evan tho it was a good and funny joanke.

How i Winsh my portys wuld be, GOD GOD GOD!!!!!!

And thin Roger sed Batt were gong to have a blolout of a Hello’wean porty hear at your househomme and I just sed ok and he sed Batt are you exited and I sed yeop evan tho I wa’snt becuase all porty’s at my househomme all wey’s wined up with me geting hort or woondid or some 1 througheng up on my cauncth or chare but I pratendid too be exited any wey.

Now their is a WWW2 moovy on hisotry chanel abbout Hitt’lor and Im gong to wach it but I will rite more latter.

How the cope locked

So any wey I was junst siting in my househomme a few dey’s ago and their came a NOCK NOCK NOCK on my dore laud. And I gott up too see who it was and I thaunt it wuld be Roger or mebbe Pat or some 1 but no. It was a cope, GOD GOD GOD. I opand the dore and beforre I culd sey a word the cope sed Are you batt and I just sed yeop.

GOD GOD GOD I winsh I culd of junst crupled up the papper like this GOD

And then the cope locked in my ey’s and sed Sirr you are beng chordged winth a late fine chordge for junst not peying yo’ure tacket or whatever and I gott rill scarred and asked the cope if I was gong to have to go too jale or junst get tecken to the Polise stashin or mebbe get Qestined or andteroganted and I was soo tauted!!! But the cope sed no and junst hadded me a papper thet sed i hadd to go to a Cort on a sertin date, GOD GOD GOD!!!!

How the juger'man locked at me, I hatted it!!! he locked like All'mer Stooge or whatever from thet cartoone GOD

So any wey I wennt to the Cort on thet day (3 day’s from the timme the cope came) and hadd to tock to a big meen juger’man on a stend and tale abbout how I fargot and all so abbout how I wit my salf thet timme becuase the cope scarred me and so how it wa’snt my folt. But the juge stoped me and sed Thats enough yung man please stape over to the clork. And so I did and I was soo tauted and trpated junst then and I falt like poooo******ope.

I akshallie dint liak this Meet.

So lanst week’s I was junst siting at my househomme woching a moovy (Yant’ls again, GOD) and spindin’gs some rill gud timme with my Salf and thenckings of makking my Salf a Lounche’s Meet samwitch withe the neuw Veggijbal Lonche’s Meet thet Pat gave me in Joolie whin my househommefonne ringed a&nd it was a lokil Raydio’s stayshin! WOWOWOWOWOW

this harrymanne wint to my collijscool

The Raydio’s Manne on the fone sed thet thay had dun all kine’s a reasorche’s at the Raydio’s stayshin abute oll the Palitikil thegs I did all by my Salf win I was at Callije in Mishigin (my homme Town is Mishigin) a&nd thay were rilly sited abute having’s me comme douwn to there Raydio plase or what Evar and thay wud do a sarius Innerveiw with me.  That wont’d to tokk abute the theg I didde win I was thare in Mishigin and junst had a simpal bakke Sal’s with rill fonny cockies and sweats sheaped like bleckmanne thegs, wich I thot was rill gud and a fony joanke butte lots of bleckmannwominpeepilprafeshers and athers dint evan see the hummer in, GOD, and I gotted in rill big trubl and was anvitted to go to my collijescool sum Where alse.

So the raydiomanne axed me if I wonte’d to do this innerveiw and I junst sed yeop and he sed welp, Batt, yuou’ll nead to comme on douwn to the raydio’s stayshin on Wensday at 7′0′clack in the marnings so we canne prap yuou foar the innerveiw and so I junst sed yeop again and then he hanged up the foane.

Houw I lokked win the clack woak me opp GOD GOD GOD

On Tuewsday nite I was rilly sited!  And scarred and tauted abute my innerveiw the nakst marning’s a&nd I dint sleap a Lot hardly any rilly and so win my clack went BENG RENG BENG BOUME it strattl’d me and made me so tauted and trpdated oll att 1ce hord and fest and i wit a lil.  So I cleened opp and put the sheats and blaket and pilouws in the wasshing’s masheen and tukk my shoure and did oll that spashul bath’s roume thegs I have to do in the marning’s.  Thin I camme ouwt to the kichin to have a juince and somme breksfists but oll I hadd to eet was Roger’s plane Oath’s Meel and somme staile mashie many weet’s so I cudn’t have no breksfists GOD GOD GOD.

And Roger had laft his estragudcoalinclenzeshakke mikks in the Blander fram the weak’s end and not evan amtie’d it ouwt! It had becomme’d a rill bad steenkiehordflakkyscammyshakke in the blander and I bette my blander has to go Away nouw.  :(

I winsh I cud lokk coole win I woar cloths. liak this gerl drezed opp liak a boi. but no.

Evan tho I cudn’t have no breksfists I wint beck to my bad’s roume and got drezed (liak a boi not a gerl) and pott oan my spashil bleck peants and bloowitestrippy shert and my Mambo’s Oanliest jeckit so I wud lokk coole kine a but not rilly BUT ITS THE BAST I CAN DO GOD.

I got in my PEETEE kroos’er and storted drivving to the Raydio’s stashin win oll of a saden BENG BAM POUW a biggemeendojetrackramdoolie junst smeshed the reer end of my kroos’er rilly badde! A&nd neerlie droav rite opp OVAR my car’s but****tt (I senserd thet)!!111!!!  So I climed ouwt of my kroos’er and junst wokked to the beck of my car and thare was the biggeharriebleckmannedrivver of the track stanning thare looking oll creapie and meen at me!!! And he was a scarry rammrjammrslammr in To my PEETEE kroos’er.

boath thease mannes oar scarry to me BRRRR

His doolie track had smesh’ed my car’s bompar rite whare my Jonn Bit***rch sosiety stecker wass too and the biggeharriebleckmannedrivver was junst staring’s at thet stecker and lokking liak my Unkol Floid (hes not my rill Unkol butte a spashil frin of my mom) use’d to lokk rite befoar he didde sum Theg to me foar me beng badde.  He wass poyntings et me liak the pichoar I put in this poast egsept he totalie wasnnt waring a soot oar ty and his fase lokked moar like the othoar pichoar GOD GOD GOD HE SCARRED ME SO BADDE I CUDNT HEPP IT and I wit mysalf a lil bit.  Then the cope camme opp on a moatersikel VROUMME VROUMME and tole the biggeharriebleckmannedrivver thet it was hiss falt a&nd the sum Theg hapned a&nd the biggeharriebleckmannedrivver hadde to go to jale with the cope and I was junst laft thare all aloan.  ha Ha!

So I got in my PEETEE kroos’er agin evan tho it had a borkin bu******tt and was makking all kines a louwdklangskreachslape sounds GOD and wint ahed to driav it to the Raydio’s stashin sum Moar and thin I got thare but my nikk was horting’s nouw since the assidint with the biggeharriebleckmannedrivver’s biggemeendojetrackramdoolie.  And I was wit.  And also a lil bit hisstarrikal.

What the KPEN**US Raydio's boof wass liak egsept Amus was Ranne and Fredde was Stampie and Im notte evan in the pichoar GOD

I wint in the Raydio’s stayshin and the hoast of the shouw junst camme opp to me and shacked my handfangers hord and fest and sed Welp Batt wellcam to KPNS and I sed ummm and he slaped my beck and shaldoarnikks kine a hord OUW GOD DAMMM***MMM and sed Batt thet’s the namme of this here Raydio’s stayshin KPNS and I sed ok.  The lattors makke me thenck of the werd PEEEE***NNNNUS and he junst lokked at me and sed rite.  Thin we wint up twou flites of stares and he sed My namme is Amus and this is my poartner Fredde and Fredde slaped my shaldoarnikks too FA**CK OUW and Fredde and Amus tokked me into whet thay colld the Boof.

I also thot that Amus was a fony namme and a gud joanke but no.

This is Mishigin my hommetouwn

Fredde tole me thet the fuzziebiggemikrofoan rite in frant of me was the 1 thet I shud tok in to a&nd thet I shud onliest anser kuwestshuns thet the axed me and notte junst tok and tok abute a pear or bannannanna or whet evar and I sed yeop.  And thet thay wir gong ax me speshallie abute beng in the Yong Rapablikins and what evar win I wass in Mishigin and I sed yeop agin.

And thin Amus and Fredde stored tokking and lafftring rill hord and louwd into thare fuzziebiggemikrofoans and souwnd’ed oll difrint than win thay were junst tokking to thare salfs.  Thay were oll Ha HA ha HA! And YOUW BATCHA and THETS DAM***MMM RITE AMUS and ather waiys of tokking.  Olso thay storted rite off makking fonn of the Parasidint hord and fest!  wOWOWOWOwow!!11!!  And that tokked and lafftrd for a lang time almoast tin hoal minnits win Fredde sed Welp lissenoars, we have Us a spashul gest in the Boof today houw akshallie can tokk to us abute our bleckmanne parasidint and whet a badde manne he is or what Evar a&nd I was thencking WHAT WHAT the parasidint is a biggemeenharriescarrybleckmanne I dint even no thet GOD GOD GOD WHY AM I SO DUMM ABUTE BLECKMANNEPARISDENTS??!!!!

Ouwr Parasident thet I dint evan no abute

And Fredde and Amus then wir stil junst tokking and tokking abute me a&nd Mishigin and the simpal bakke Sal’s with rill fonny cockies and sweats sheaped like bleckmanne thegs, butte oll I cud thenck abute wass houw I dint woch any teevee neuws shows oar any Theg EVAR junst woched Yent’ls and Soffy’s Choinse and sum Timmes evan Rokkie 3 and dint no the parasidint wass a biggemeenharriescarrybleckmanne and I falt stuped and streemlie trpdtd and horted in my branes and horts.

Amus axxed me Welp Batt tell us abute that simpal bakke Sal’s with rill fonny cockies and sweats sheaped like bleckmanne thegs.  And I was so fracctimmd thet I tryd to tokk butte nathing wud evan comme ouwt and Amus lokked at me and thin at Fredde and he axxed me agin and I tryd extra hord to speeck but no.  I tryd so hord I wit a lil AGIN and thin Amus junst sed into the fuzziebiggemikrofoans ha Ha it lokks liak the catte muss have Batts TONG ha Ha Ha and thay boath lafftrd at me and I tornd redde as a beat or a cabbij and junst jomprd opp and ranned ouwt of the boof.

I wint oll the way douwn to my oan Carr and junst droav home.  Winth the Raydio off.

I winsh I had junst stayd at my househomme and ated the notrillyvarygudmeets.  GOD GOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How my but prolly locks in it, GOD!!!

Well as you probably no if you are still readeng my blogs on a bases my thing’s are not gong so well for me. And now 1 other thing is rong too, I gott really cunstapeted (I do’nt no how to spell that) or whatever the last few dey’s and I have not po********uoped in a rilly long time! And this is not the 1ts time this hapened to me or whatever, it used to I wuld get contstapeded when I was a kid and my mom wuld have to take me to the Doctors or whatever and the doctors allways junst told her to stope her feed’ing me the food’s I aite as a kid like been’s and hoddogs and they sed not enouhe serial or whatever and I gess my mom totally hatted me or whatever becuase she kapt geveing me the food’s that mede my but hurt.

Roger

Any way and Roger is beng no help winth this eather accept to halp liten the Mode with a funny joake or 2 like tring to meck me pout theng’s up my salf to meck the cunstapating stop but it totally di’nt work. I caled the Urgant Carre phone’numbber and they told me to junst eet alot of

The loggo of Brann Serial I thenk, GOD GOD GOD it locks sooo good STUPPID KROGGER!!!!!!!

Brann and I thoute that was a kind of serial and so I went to Krogger and locked for it and evenchally asked 1 of the Krogger’workermen their if their was a serial caled Branne and did they sale it and he sed no and locked at me sortda funny and then wocked of and I culd here him snackering abbout how dumb I was to just ask that or whatever.

How Jonjon was too me!!!

And so I am in a depe problem now and I do’nt no what too do and also Jonjon ceme over last nite and toald me he new a special bleck’mans way of geting rid of cunstapetion and did I want to try it evan thogh I am totally not Bleck and I sed yeop ok I gess and then he did some theg and it just mede my bu*******t hurt more. GOD! GOD! GOD!!!!

How I was

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A funny pictcure of a bere chaseng Bil Clitton or whatever

And so Fridday Roger came too my househomme and totally told me to packe my cloths and theng’s becuase we where gong on a camp’eng trip and I was rilly exited about that becuase I hant gone cap’eng in yeer’s ever. And Roger sed he cuold be a bear and I wuold be a bear cubb and I sed ok. So I paked my cloths and lodid them in too Rogers car seet accept then Roger slaped me and pratendid to shutt the cardor on my hed sense we where gong to teck my carr and I dint no that but he yeled at me and caled me neme’s for not noeng thet. GOD!

Abbout how many theg's Roger mede me by, it was 600$ GOD GOD GOD i am srewed winth my cradit carrd GOD GOD GOD

So then we left their and Roger mede me stope at Krogger and we wint in and bot a pake of hoddogs and a pake of chease and a pake of maches and a bondel of fire’s wood and a latteren and a plaitepack and a boxx of pastic selver’where. And all so a tant and a cappeng hachit and a pordable toylet thet I dint evan no they hadd their. And Roger mede me pey for it all a&nd I hadd to chorge it on too my matercards and I theck I over didd the limmet but I am to scarred to lock at my billes yet to no. GOD GOD GOD!!!

How I thaunt itt was gong to be

Then Roger droave my car becuase he sed I am to bad at noeng how to fallow directins (GOD) and we droave and droave and avenchally got to a plase with some treese and sand’graund and cappengspotes winth fire’pitts and pick nick tabbles and Roger mede me pey the endtrance fees to get in their a&nd I dint evan no they hadd thet! GOD!

What I cu'dnt evan do

Any wey then we gott their and Roger mede me try to sett up the tant and do thet wile he mede a capfire in the pitt. A&nd I cud’nt figgure out the tant a&nd so Roger junst ceme up and kiked me and then beet me winth the poals for a minnit or 2 as a joanke wich was pretty funy. Then he slaped me and sett up the tant him self wile he toald me to junst go find out where was the neerist bath’roome.

What I fale in too! GOD!!!

So I wint wandering of too find a banth’rome and avehcnally faund it accept it was only a smoll 1 and sorda grose so I kapt on wockeng. And avehcally I gott to anather plase thet I thote was a banth’rome accept it was junst the ragers stashine. GOD GOD GOD!! And I woked back and hurryed sense I new Roger wuld be madd at me for tecking so long too junst do thet and accept then I triped on a fanse and fale in too a pach of steckur bunshes and they hort! GOD!!!

And then I ceme back to the capsite and Roger was rilly madd at the tant and was stoping up and done on it winth his feat and yeleing and scremeing and corseng!!!wow!!

What Roger didd to me!!!

Then he sow me stading their and gott evan more madd and nocked me down and storted to beet me with the poals agin and kike me in the hed and work’s and yele at me for runeng the teant and I dint evan no I did thet??? And I gott so dunsty and durdy from just roleing on the graund and beng kiked as a joake thet I was barly abble to breath and I hatted it!! Then Roger toald me to gett up and we where gong to sleap under the stoar’s too nite and I sed ok. And Roger sed no its not ok biti*********che and slaped me agin hord.

The rager locked rilly mad and meen at me!!

And then a park’s rager ceme up and sed is avery theg ok hear and I just sed yeop and Roger sed rite Batt we were junst palaying a lil gamme here its ok. And the park’s rager sow I was bleadeing a lil on my fase  and sortda locked at me funy and I hatted thet, it was junst a smole sratch from Rogers games and so it was ok. GOD GOD GOD!!!

Then the rager wint of and Roger sed ok Batt time too go too the rivver and swem. Accept I dint want too but I dint sey any theg sense I dint want Roger to no thet and beet me more. And so we woked daown too the rivver and Roger toald me I beter gett rill cleen sense ather wise I wuld gett tix and mights and flee’s from roleing in the durt like a pigg. GOD!!

How Roger thecks I am Stupid and throwes rocks at me!!

And so we gott down their and Roger mede me swem and faind shinny rockes for his colechin at homme and if a rocke wa’snt shinny enughe he wuld junst through it at my hedd wen I was torned lockeng for other rockes. GOD!!!

How Roger was too me!!!! GOD!!!

And then we where wockeng back up too the tant’sight and Roger didd a bear’atack on me in the bunshes and shode me wat that was and I hatted it and falt totally tauted after thet! god! Then he sed common Cubb gett out of the bunshes yuo are no goode and I hatted thet!!!!!

Roger wint crazzy on the chilly like thease boy's didd

Then Roger and me sett araund the cap’firre thet Roger mede from papper thet he gott from in my carr evan tho I dint want to born it becuase it was my male and stuff. Then he mede me heet up saveral cann’s of chilly hott in a campeng pann and then geve it too him and he aite it all fest winth a hole pake of shraded chease thet he gott at Krogger. Then he sed he was gong to be Bill E old Mauntin Mann Fort’tuter and hald me doawn and forted laud on my fase as a joake and I hadd to wansh my nose with a wit papper’s toweal and I dint rilly like thet as a joake!!! Then Roger toald a scarry indean storry and mede me wit my peant’s becuase I cu’dnt gett up and leave antil the storry was don and it was rill long and scarry and I hatted it!!! GOD GOD GOD!!!

Sortda how Roger was too me accept not smileng brrrrr

Then Roger sed I smaled funy and mede me sleap on the graund wile he slapt in my carr. Accept 1 time wen he saprized me in the midel of the nite winth the bear’atackeng a cubb gamme agin a&nd I totally hatted it. GOD GOD GOD!!!!

Wat the land lord laddy mede me do! GOD!!!

So any way I have not posttid in my Blogs in a wile now sense I have been prety bussy dong chorze and jobb’s for my land lord laddy so I can keap on livving in my appartmint sense the stuped unmployents offise redduced the size of my Chexs from not haveing a jobb and so I cu’dnt pay my rennt. Accept the land lord laddy lett me stey in my side of the doplex if I junst do chorze like swepe her portch and wippe her plaites and clene the catte hare of her chares. A&nd all so some timme’s she mecks me roube her shalders and nek and I hatted it!!!! GOD But sense I only gett like 100$ a weak at leest now I can by food and stuf at the krogger and stil have a lil monney in my chacking accunt for spandeng on my salf.

What Roger didd to me accept I was not as hapy as this laddy or boy. And it was mesier GOD GOD GOD

And so I gess I hadd a prolly pretty good 4h of Joly holladay or whatever sense it is a holladay abbout americca and I gess its good to be patrodic or whatever. Roger is rilly patrodic sense he mede a bigg dele abbout the holladay and evan mede me honst a mannparty at my househomme!!

What I thaunt I was gong to gett

Accept he pramised to geve me an americca flag for the holladay wen he caled me on the fone and then he junst camme up to my froant dore and ass a joake sed Saprize batt and kiked me in the nee and paunched me in the ey. And then he saumshed a big rape tommado on my fase and sed Now batt wen you lock in the meer you will see red wite and bloue. A&nd I dint no wat he ment so I asnked him wy and he junst draged me by my eres to my hal meerir and sed see Batt you hav gott a bleck a&nd bloue ey and red tommado and wite pail skin a&nd then I anderstode the joanke and tride too laff becuase of how funny it was or whatever but notheng would comme out. But I gess it wa’snt thet funny becuase tommado gott all on my corpet and then he all so mede me eet anather tommado fest that he brot as a joanke accept I dint want to but he sedd I neaded the like O pee****n or whatever. GOD!

Brack obamma not likking a stuped lil babby or whatever, I theck he hattes it!!!

And So any wey after Rogers 4h of Joly joanke was dun he wint too his car and brot out a boxx of fire’s works and sed Batt we are gong to have a kiker of a timme tonite and laffed hord and laud!! Then he mede me gett in his car and we draove to a fire’s works stend and he mede me by alot more fire’s works that he wontid and he sed it was good sense the monney is gong to Ammerica and brack obamma too fead storveng Babbys in jappan or whatever and he totally scouled and gleared at me for junst nott wonteng to spand my monney on thoase and I gess he thot I wa’snt beng patrodic or some theg or whatever but the scarry bigg bleck’mann bahind the boonth just locked at me and steared rilly big in my ey’s and I hatted it!!! And so I junst pade for the works on my debbit’card and we went beck to my househomme but befoar we didd thet Roger mede me stope by a licker’stoar and junst by him a totally giunt bottul of jim’s beene or whatever mann’dreck Roger like’s. A&nd on the wey to the car I wontid to ask Roger if the dreeck was mede of Beenes sense it was junst caled thet but I dint sense I was to scarred.

WOWOWOW This is a rilly good pictcure of Antheny Rape beng saprized by anather mann, I winsh I was him GOD GOD GOD

Any wey then Roger dreck a tonn of the Beenes beck at my househomme and he all so mede me dreck it to from a strao a&nd I hatted it!! Then he toald me thet he hadd none some 1 thet new Antheny Rape from Rennt or whatever a&nd I gott rilly axxcited sense I thot thet Antheny Rape was gong to be in my househomme. Then there was a nockeng on my dore a&nd I thaunt for sure it was gong to be him sense he is a Smoll time acter in musials like Rennt or whatever a&nd Roger toald me 1 timme thet he livved in texus or whatever and mebbe Roger had andvited him or whatever sum how but then the dore opand and it was junst Jonjon and Scrotam. GOD!!!

But after Jonjon and Scrotam ceme in the dore they slaped me hord on the beck and it mede me feal rilly badd and like I hadd horble toylet bely and it mede me runn to my toylet accept I dint meck it and I through up al over my hall’rug and I hatted it! GOD GOD GOD!!!!!!!!

Latter Roger and Jonjon and Scrotam where all baloweng up the fire’s works on the streat wile I lade in my bedd becuase I falt sic still. Then Roger ceme in and sed Batt hurry Antheny Rape is hear. A&nd I thaunt mebbe it was junst gong to be a jonke or whatever but I thogt mebbe he was their so I ceme out and locked and it was junst Scrotam hoaldeng a Pick of loze Peet’s fire’s works or whatever. Then Roger storted to laff and ressle a lil ruff as a joanke or whatever and he nocked down my cofee tabble and all most nocked the litt fire’s works out of Scrotams heands becuase Scrotam had litt it in the househomme and it was sooooooo laud a&nd I hatted the noice!!!!

What Roger stock in my bu*******t GOD

A&nd I asnked Roger if it culd be quiter in my househomme or some theg or whatever and he junst slaped me and then toald Jonjon and Scrotam too hannd him a litt Ponk or whatever and then he stock the Ponk in my bu*******t of my jeen’s shoarts and borned them pretty bad a&nd I also bornt my heand tring to gett it of their. GOD GOD GOD!!!

Then latter Roger and Jonjon and Scrotam got a lil wilde and sett up alot of fire’s works on my portch and bornd the would in a rilly bad wey a&nd I hadd to cuvver it up with rug’s from my kichen so the land lord laddy wud’nt see it.

How my cloths are!!!

A&nd after theg’s finaley setled dawn I faund thet Jonjon or Scrotam or Roger hadd litt a bonch of smoak’s bomms and craklurs in my closit and closthes drezer drores a&nd runed a bonch of my stuf. GOD! GOD! GOD!!!!

Stuped pigg's thet cott peeple the swaine'sflew GOD GOD GOD I hatte them

So theg’s have not been gong rilly well for the passed 2 dey’s or so sense I have gottin prety Sic winth wat I theck is the Swaine’Flew. I falt horble and hadd a rill porblem winth my bu********t         (da**ria). I had rilly badd dar******ia for the last 2 dey’s and it hort and stonge bad, GOD!!! And so I am haveing a rilly hord timme with thet and I theck Im gong to mebbe be the ferst mann to dy from it in the Us, GOD GOD GOD!!! Evan thogh I thot it had mised me I gess it dint or whatever. GOD

A Coole pictcure I faund of Alvis at the krogger, wow!! And I winsh krogger wu'dnt lett peeple with dizezis in there stores

I do’nt no how I gott it accept I theck mebbe I dreck some tiainted cranbarry juince or some theg sense I rilly dreck a tonn of it abbout 2 and 3 dey’s ago becuase I thot I had storted with a Baladder’s andfechsktin becuase it sortda borned wen I went to pee****e but no. I gess thet is junst port of the Swaine’sflew and I theck I cott it acshally from a Maxxixan’man in the krogger. And mebbe he was a swaine’sformer GOD GOD GOD I wuld hatte to have cott it from some 1 like thet.

Addam Labberd a boy how hass the ey's of a Gerl and hare to wow GOD brrrr

Other then me beng Sick badd and hort thegs have ben gong o.k otherwise. Im super exited abbout the new seezin off So You Theck Yuo Can Danse or whatever and it locks like it is gong to be rilly good accept my Teevo keaps on scroewing it upp and It wont evan racord it haff the time. It socks!! GOD!!! Stuped teevos.

WOW I faund this pictcure of Addam Labert axxpozed as beng a gerl drezed up as a boy. I theck any wey GOD GOD GOD BRRRR

Any wey also Amerian Iddols was a badd anding becuase I wontid the gerl’boy or whatever too win becuase he drezed and locked like a Boy but hadd ey’s of a gerl, WOW! A&nd I rilly liaked the finally shoew accept the port were their were the devel’men or whatever runing araund with scarry fire’work’s and bomes and lites and sporks. And the main devel’mann how was all wey’s waveing his tong araund, GOD GOD GOD I hatted thet it mede me feal stenge in my work’s GOD GOD GOD!!!

How I winsh I culd be some timmes (alot)

Any wey I have ben fealing rilly badd lattely and Roger ceme over and junst toald me abbout some theg abbout Mucks in juppan or were ever who wen they gett rilly badd and opsit or whatever they cann junst sit themsalves on Firre and born. A&nd I winsh some timmes I was a Muck so I culd junst do thet or whatever. Roger sed I culd do thet but sense Im not 1 I wuld not do it and pluz I am to much of a cicken any wey and he laffed hord and then tride to born a lil bitt of my heand winth his zepo’liter as a funny joanke. GOD GOD GOD!!

How Jonjon was jupeng to help me with theg's wowow!!! Coole

Well theng’s are gong pretty well for me thease dey’s and my blog especaly sense Jonjon has ben real nise to me the past few week’es and evan upgated my Word’s press soft where for me and now its shinny and confussing sort off but I can still junst rite a poast and thet is the only theg I used it for so as long as I can do That I am ok. Thank’s for just upgateing it bwt Jonjon thank’s. But do you no if I can change my lock sense I wontid a new 1 mebbe. I also send you a bebo mesage abbout this.

How I was

And so thing’s are not to bad here. I gott sick a few dey’s ago and ceme down real badd with a rood caze of toylet’gutt bely wen I atte some bad laftovvers from Lubbys and anded up geting sicke  on my faverite Tv’wacheng chare and evan on my cofee’tabble and my rugg. And also on a candel that was on the tabble, good theng it wa’snt litt or I do’nt no wat would of happend then! GOD! But I falt terble and hadd to just ley in my bedd for a wile then I was abble to cleen up my meze or whatever. GOD!.

Any wey thet is All for now but I wil rite more post’s latter.

n on my

Opera show. This show has sorta a silly neme sense it’s not abbout sangeng or actuel songe’s evan but All abbout a laddy nemed Opera. And she tock’s abbout boke’s and some time’s some rilly boreng theg’s. But it is a good show mosly sense she tock’s to an inaresting Selerbity some timme’s and 1 timme their was a clawn on the show. * * * * 4 star’s

Heeros. This is a show abbout some kid’s and addalt’s who have sertin Supper Pours and can do innaresteng theg’s winth them.  Their is a good plote accept it confusses me a lott of timme so I do’nt really like thet. And also the 1 gerl drezed up as a boy ramides me of Yentils, BRRR! The only wey this shoaw culd be any beter if they mede a new 1 winth Borbra Stris’sand andsted of the 1 gerl. * * * * * 5 star’s.

Emerld. This show is abbout a mann nemed Emerld and how he is a rilly goode Coocke. Their is not rilly a stoary’line thet I can tell acept he junst coocke’s a meck’s rilly grate Foode for his frind’s or whatever accept they all wey’s have difrent peeple so its sortda hard to keap treck of. He is so good of a Coocke thet he evan hass his own Bend who can palay Any songe he wont’s them to. GOD I winsh I culd be Dock Gib’s the main band’man GOD GOD GOD!!!! And Emerld seys BAMMMME alot and he is rilly good at junst seying thet. WOW! * * * * * 5 star’s but I would of give it 6 if I culd.

Shork’shows in the Discrovery chanel. Alot of timme’s on the Discrovery chanel it is Shork’week and thet meen’s they meck and palay a tonn of show’s abbout Shorks. Shork’s are prolly my leest faverite animal they are soooooo scarry and bigg and meck me scarred and chili in my work’s!!!! They are rilly big and pour full and culd eet a Man I theck and 1 time their was a shoe abbout how a Shork all most aite a diver’man GOD GOD GOD I acshally dint like this show

Dacing With the Star’. This is a show abbout dacing and alot of rilly aperintly famis peeple get on their and junst danse and then they get juged by the juger’man and all so another man and a laddy and then if they where to bad they have to go beck to their househommes. Other wisse they gett to stey on the show for 1 more weeke or more if they are goode the necks weeke. Or whatever GOD its sooo compalex I do’nt evan rilly no how it work’s. And every 1 on the shoe is all wey’s SOOOOO coule and I winsh I culd junst be a persin on the shoe or 1 of the men. Or evan a laddy GOD GOD GOD!!!!! * * * * * 5 star’s accept this shoe frostret’es me.

Mecking The Bannd. This is a shoew abbout peeple who want to meck it on a bannd. And it has alot of bleck’men in it and they are sooo coule and they can sang and rape rill goode. And at leest 1 of them meck’s it too a bannd or whatever. But some sertin 1’s of them lock like the bleckmen I no and I wander is it them? who no’s it culd be but I will have to axe Jonjon necks time I see him hay where you on the mecking the bannd shoe. GOD! * * * * *5 star’s for beng coule

Suviver. Suviver is a  shoe abbout sertin peeple who have to suvive on a dessert i’land or some theg. I do’nt rilly wotch this shoe accept 1 or 2 timme’s and it was so confussing to me!!!wat where they dong??? Accept I rilly like this pictcure expechally the Bleck’man and I winsh I hadd some shoart’s like the gy’s are whereing accept not the gy on the rite sense he lock’s stuped and old but avery 1 else lock’s supper Coule. WOWOWOW!!! * * * * * 5 star’s evan thogh I only have seed it 1 timme.

Magivver. Magivver is a show abbout a man nemed Magivvere who is rasposeble for seveing peeple from kid’napors and terists and other bad thegs like thet. And he no’s how to meck a bomm or a key’lock or a toole out of junst any theg he can Find on the graund, wow! I winsh I culd do thet!! And some timme’s the shoe get’s so exiting I gott to tern it of for a minut, WOW GOD!!! * * * * * 5 star’s totaly evan thogh it meck’s me scarred some timme’s

I will poast more show’s or whatever latter.