La Vie Boheme

Welp not a lott has chadged sense my last poanst wich I gess was abbout  a yeer or so aggo. (I for gott to chack the poastdettes beforer I stortid this new poast hear.) Any wey theg’s have been gong prety wel lattely accept I code not fine a job for my salf and so Ive been abble to live by junst dong choares for my land lord laddy a&nd wosheng Rogers car for sanmwitches and peying my biles winth halp from my mom and from my dad wo lives in arazona and from muneychecks from well’fair becuase they sed I was a porminent badd job fainder not huntter or some theg, I do’nt no??

So any wey the hole theg abbout jobbs mede me feal rilly bad and dume. And then Roger ceme over the othater dey and junst mede me wosh his car agin evan tho I junst did yasterdey so he wode teck me to subbaways or Orbeys or mebbe evan pixadileys were lasnt timme he mede me git a to spiacey boredo a&nd it borned my throte accept Roger mede me fanesh it oll and punt my hole maunch araund it as a funy joanke. But any wey I wasnhed Rogers car and all so vackyoumed the insidde seets and dreck hoals and corpetbordes accept I socked 1 of Rogers penns up in the vackyou hoze as I was dong thet!!! So Roger mede me go and barow munney from my land lord laddy ( 5$) a&nd draive him too the stoare to by him a peck of 10 new penn’s from Bestby, GOD!!! A&nd it mede me feal dume and stuped like a dume tellatobbey or a iddeit stuped babby.

Any wey affter I did thet Roger sed ok batt timme to teetch you to be a Man. a&nd I sed ok thet saunds like a prety good theg and he sed You bet yo’ure as****ss it is you freilty frodjle tauted bet*****tich a&nd he slaped me as a joanke. So then he piked up 1 of my cochcoshines from my coch and sed ok Batt teck you’re best hitt at me. So I swong and Roger doged and I all most lonst my ballendce and fale down on the flore all most. (I dint actally fall). Then Roger laffed and hit me winth the coshine and mede me try agin, and he dogdged 1 more timme and this time I rilly did fal a&nd he droped the coshine on my hed and junst set on it and laffed and I coden’t evan breath for like a miniit. GOD!!

Then he got upp and toald me to git up qick or he wode do it agin so I got up fest. Then he sed ok now try to hitt and step forerd so you will be forerd when you hitt the coshine. And so I did accept my fote got cott on my cofee’s tabble and I all most feal on it accept I dint. So then Roger mede me smale his ormpitt for a minnit as a joanke, wow!!

Then he lett me try agin a&nd I steped forerd a&nd sortda hit the coshine winth my palm’s a feo timmes and Roger sed wow now your geting the hage of my a&nd I sed rilly and he sed no and nocked me down and did a rilly bad but rilly fonny theg as a joanke too me!!!

Thun I gess Rager was done winth the bocksing sense he gott a can of his greapfroot juince out of my feidge (he keaps it their a&nd wont lett me have anny) then he opand it up and wocked at me a&nd I falt weeered! Thun he dreck some and mede me neal daun a&nd then he pored the jounce in my ey’s a&nd I hatted it!!! GOD! GOD! GOD!!!