La Vie Boheme

How my compuer was

So I have not ben abble to poanst updetes in my blogs in awile becuase of lot’s of thegs that have ben hapening, andcludeng my compuer broke wen I was poasteng pictcures of my salf on Bebo and sodently my key’s board boke and stoped working at all. So I had to wate and then by a new key’s board at Bestby sense Curcot City is cloased and I bot it and it dint work and then it torned out it was a porblem winth my innernet cabbles or some theg and a gy from Compast had to comme to my househomme and ficks it and he thaunt it was broke becuase I had spiled a dreck on my desnk accept it was becuase my key’s borde was evan pludged inn to the rong spot, it was pludged inn too my manuter. Wihch is were I thaunt thew new spote for the new key’sbored was. How was I sposed to no thet the brane of the compuer was in the pourbox on the graund andsted of the big maniter’screan, GOD!!!

How Roger was too me about the locks fish or whatever

How I falt!!!!

Any wey and thet was back around Chrismas and I wa’snt evan abble too go to chrismas’es diner becuase I got Sick. And I theck I was junst thet becuase Roger mede me eet some Locks sammin’fish on christmas’eave thet I dint want but he sed it was a Trandishin too junst do thet and my mom yeled at me and toald me too do wat Roger sed too do and so I did. And so I got sick and spant chrstmas by my salf and junst wached Yentil or whatever.

Roger toald me if I dreck enouh Milk i can lock like this Musleman

Any wey yasterday I was siting and wocheng Tv and drecking a big glas of milk  and snecking on some prazels wile I was wateng for Amerian Idoles to common and I sow an add tockeng abbout Mather’s dey and how it was comming up soon or whatever and how there was a spachel prize deal porchase on a set of 15 rosis and a glas Voz to pout them in and I wontid to by thet for my mom so she wuld not hatte me on mathers dey agin or whatever. Then I ramembered thet Amerian Idoles dint common until 9 or whatever and so I dacided to go too Krogger (the plase that was addvertising the rosis and voz) and bott the rosis and Voz winth some monney from my check’s card and got it from a meen laddy who I theck totally hatted thet I was bying junst thet or whatever accept I was junst quite and pade for my thegs and I all so bot a can of frozzin cranbarry juince micks and a pake of hoddogs and a bocks of Mackeroni’s and Chease for dinner thet nite sense I wontid cheasy’weners or whatever.

And so I brot the rosis and voz in to my kichen and all most cut my heand’s tring to trime the rosis so they culd fit in the voz winthout mecking it fale over or whatever and I totally runed 2 of the rosis and so their was only 10 laft and I thaunt there was sposed to be 15 tottal and so I was sharted by 3 rosis and I wontid too go beck to Krogger and get my extrea rosis from the laddy thet I was sposed to get accept I dint becuase I was to tauted and afred too junst do thet. Any wey so I finely got the rosis in the Voz and filed it winth some whatter and the poudered plent’food micks from the pakit thet ceme winth the rosis and pout it their too geve to my Mom.

I falt junst like the Man in the midle who is cring becuase the other Men are puling a meen joanke on him

And then the tella’phone rang and it was Roger caleing seying the he was gong to comme over to my househomme in a few minits and he had a weakend treet for me or whatever. And I sed ok cool Roger thet sounds good and roger sed yeop batt you bett it’s gong to be a rilly big suprise for you and I was excited and wow!!! And so Roger ceme over and was cereying a big Wuppy Cushen thet mede forteng saund’s wen you sqeazed it or set down on it and it was’nt rilly thet grate of a saprise sense Roger junst kept baloweng it up and seting it down on the flore or cauch or my kichen’rugg and nockeng or hiting me down and mecking me fall on it and it mede a fort’saund and Roger sed it saunded like I was she******iteng my peant’s avery timme he nocked me dawn and accept 1 time he poshed me rilly hord and fest and I ascksally did have a rilly small but pretty bad peant’s accident in my short’s but I was junst quite and dint sey anytheg! god! Accept it was prolly a funy and rilly good joanke or whatever sense Roger is a rilly funy persin.