La Vie Boheme

A funny pictcure of a bere chaseng Bil Clitton or whatever

And so Fridday Roger came too my househomme and totally told me to packe my cloths and theng’s becuase we where gong on a camp’eng trip and I was rilly exited about that becuase I hant gone cap’eng in yeer’s ever. And Roger sed he cuold be a bear and I wuold be a bear cubb and I sed ok. So I paked my cloths and lodid them in too Rogers car seet accept then Roger slaped me and pratendid to shutt the cardor on my hed sense we where gong to teck my carr and I dint no that but he yeled at me and caled me neme’s for not noeng thet. GOD!

Abbout how many theg's Roger mede me by, it was 600$ GOD GOD GOD i am srewed winth my cradit carrd GOD GOD GOD

So then we left their and Roger mede me stope at Krogger and we wint in and bot a pake of hoddogs and a pake of chease and a pake of maches and a bondel of fire’s wood and a latteren and a plaitepack and a boxx of pastic selver’where. And all so a tant and a cappeng hachit and a pordable toylet thet I dint evan no they hadd their. And Roger mede me pey for it all a&nd I hadd to chorge it on too my matercards and I theck I over didd the limmet but I am to scarred to lock at my billes yet to no. GOD GOD GOD!!!

How I thaunt itt was gong to be

Then Roger droave my car becuase he sed I am to bad at noeng how to fallow directins (GOD) and we droave and droave and avenchally got to a plase with some treese and sand’graund and cappengspotes winth fire’pitts and pick nick tabbles and Roger mede me pey the endtrance fees to get in their a&nd I dint evan no they hadd thet! GOD!

What I cu'dnt evan do

Any wey then we gott their and Roger mede me try to sett up the tant and do thet wile he mede a capfire in the pitt. A&nd I cud’nt figgure out the tant a&nd so Roger junst ceme up and kiked me and then beet me winth the poals for a minnit or 2 as a joanke wich was pretty funy. Then he slaped me and sett up the tant him self wile he toald me to junst go find out where was the neerist bath’roome.

What I fale in too! GOD!!!

So I wint wandering of too find a banth’rome and avehcnally faund it accept it was only a smoll 1 and sorda grose so I kapt on wockeng. And avehcally I gott to anather plase thet I thote was a banth’rome accept it was junst the ragers stashine. GOD GOD GOD!! And I woked back and hurryed sense I new Roger wuld be madd at me for tecking so long too junst do thet and accept then I triped on a fanse and fale in too a pach of steckur bunshes and they hort! GOD!!!

And then I ceme back to the capsite and Roger was rilly madd at the tant and was stoping up and done on it winth his feat and yeleing and scremeing and corseng!!!wow!!

What Roger didd to me!!!

Then he sow me stading their and gott evan more madd and nocked me down and storted to beet me with the poals agin and kike me in the hed and work’s and yele at me for runeng the teant and I dint evan no I did thet??? And I gott so dunsty and durdy from just roleing on the graund and beng kiked as a joake thet I was barly abble to breath and I hatted it!! Then Roger toald me to gett up and we where gong to sleap under the stoar’s too nite and I sed ok. And Roger sed no its not ok biti*********che and slaped me agin hord.

The rager locked rilly mad and meen at me!!

And then a park’s rager ceme up and sed is avery theg ok hear and I just sed yeop and Roger sed rite Batt we were junst palaying a lil gamme here its ok. And the park’s rager sow I was bleadeing a lil on my fase  and sortda locked at me funy and I hatted thet, it was junst a smole sratch from Rogers games and so it was ok. GOD GOD GOD!!!

Then the rager wint of and Roger sed ok Batt time too go too the rivver and swem. Accept I dint want too but I dint sey any theg sense I dint want Roger to no thet and beet me more. And so we woked daown too the rivver and Roger toald me I beter gett rill cleen sense ather wise I wuld gett tix and mights and flee’s from roleing in the durt like a pigg. GOD!!

How Roger thecks I am Stupid and throwes rocks at me!!

And so we gott down their and Roger mede me swem and faind shinny rockes for his colechin at homme and if a rocke wa’snt shinny enughe he wuld junst through it at my hedd wen I was torned lockeng for other rockes. GOD!!!

How Roger was too me!!!! GOD!!!

And then we where wockeng back up too the tant’sight and Roger didd a bear’atack on me in the bunshes and shode me wat that was and I hatted it and falt totally tauted after thet! god! Then he sed common Cubb gett out of the bunshes yuo are no goode and I hatted thet!!!!!

Roger wint crazzy on the chilly like thease boy's didd

Then Roger and me sett araund the cap’firre thet Roger mede from papper thet he gott from in my carr evan tho I dint want to born it becuase it was my male and stuff. Then he mede me heet up saveral cann’s of chilly hott in a campeng pann and then geve it too him and he aite it all fest winth a hole pake of shraded chease thet he gott at Krogger. Then he sed he was gong to be Bill E old Mauntin Mann Fort’tuter and hald me doawn and forted laud on my fase as a joake and I hadd to wansh my nose with a wit papper’s toweal and I dint rilly like thet as a joake!!! Then Roger toald a scarry indean storry and mede me wit my peant’s becuase I cu’dnt gett up and leave antil the storry was don and it was rill long and scarry and I hatted it!!! GOD GOD GOD!!!

Sortda how Roger was too me accept not smileng brrrrr

Then Roger sed I smaled funy and mede me sleap on the graund wile he slapt in my carr. Accept 1 time wen he saprized me in the midel of the nite winth the bear’atackeng a cubb gamme agin a&nd I totally hatted it. GOD GOD GOD!!!!