La Vie Boheme

Wat the land lord laddy mede me do! GOD!!!

So any way I have not posttid in my Blogs in a wile now sense I have been prety bussy dong chorze and jobb’s for my land lord laddy so I can keap on livving in my appartmint sense the stuped unmployents offise redduced the size of my Chexs from not haveing a jobb and so I cu’dnt pay my rennt. Accept the land lord laddy lett me stey in my side of the doplex if I junst do chorze like swepe her portch and wippe her plaites and clene the catte hare of her chares. A&nd all so some timme’s she mecks me roube her shalders and nek and I hatted it!!!! GOD But sense I only gett like 100$ a weak at leest now I can by food and stuf at the krogger and stil have a lil monney in my chacking accunt for spandeng on my salf.

What Roger didd to me accept I was not as hapy as this laddy or boy. And it was mesier GOD GOD GOD

And so I gess I hadd a prolly pretty good 4h of Joly holladay or whatever sense it is a holladay abbout americca and I gess its good to be patrodic or whatever. Roger is rilly patrodic sense he mede a bigg dele abbout the holladay and evan mede me honst a mannparty at my househomme!!

What I thaunt I was gong to gett

Accept he pramised to geve me an americca flag for the holladay wen he caled me on the fone and then he junst camme up to my froant dore and ass a joake sed Saprize batt and kiked me in the nee and paunched me in the ey. And then he saumshed a big rape tommado on my fase and sed Now batt wen you lock in the meer you will see red wite and bloue. A&nd I dint no wat he ment so I asnked him wy and he junst draged me by my eres to my hal meerir and sed see Batt you hav gott a bleck a&nd bloue ey and red tommado and wite pail skin a&nd then I anderstode the joanke and tride too laff becuase of how funny it was or whatever but notheng would comme out. But I gess it wa’snt thet funny becuase tommado gott all on my corpet and then he all so mede me eet anather tommado fest that he brot as a joanke accept I dint want to but he sedd I neaded the like O pee****n or whatever. GOD!

Brack obamma not likking a stuped lil babby or whatever, I theck he hattes it!!!

And So any wey after Rogers 4h of Joly joanke was dun he wint too his car and brot out a boxx of fire’s works and sed Batt we are gong to have a kiker of a timme tonite and laffed hord and laud!! Then he mede me gett in his car and we draove to a fire’s works stend and he mede me by alot more fire’s works that he wontid and he sed it was good sense the monney is gong to Ammerica and brack obamma too fead storveng Babbys in jappan or whatever and he totally scouled and gleared at me for junst nott wonteng to spand my monney on thoase and I gess he thot I wa’snt beng patrodic or some theg or whatever but the scarry bigg bleck’mann bahind the boonth just locked at me and steared rilly big in my ey’s and I hatted it!!! And so I junst pade for the works on my debbit’card and we went beck to my househomme but befoar we didd thet Roger mede me stope by a licker’stoar and junst by him a totally giunt bottul of jim’s beene or whatever mann’dreck Roger like’s. A&nd on the wey to the car I wontid to ask Roger if the dreeck was mede of Beenes sense it was junst caled thet but I dint sense I was to scarred.

WOWOWOW This is a rilly good pictcure of Antheny Rape beng saprized by anather mann, I winsh I was him GOD GOD GOD

Any wey then Roger dreck a tonn of the Beenes beck at my househomme and he all so mede me dreck it to from a strao a&nd I hatted it!! Then he toald me thet he hadd none some 1 thet new Antheny Rape from Rennt or whatever a&nd I gott rilly axxcited sense I thot thet Antheny Rape was gong to be in my househomme. Then there was a nockeng on my dore a&nd I thaunt for sure it was gong to be him sense he is a Smoll time acter in musials like Rennt or whatever a&nd Roger toald me 1 timme thet he livved in texus or whatever and mebbe Roger had andvited him or whatever sum how but then the dore opand and it was junst Jonjon and Scrotam. GOD!!!

But after Jonjon and Scrotam ceme in the dore they slaped me hord on the beck and it mede me feal rilly badd and like I hadd horble toylet bely and it mede me runn to my toylet accept I dint meck it and I through up al over my hall’rug and I hatted it! GOD GOD GOD!!!!!!!!

Latter Roger and Jonjon and Scrotam where all baloweng up the fire’s works on the streat wile I lade in my bedd becuase I falt sic still. Then Roger ceme in and sed Batt hurry Antheny Rape is hear. A&nd I thaunt mebbe it was junst gong to be a jonke or whatever but I thogt mebbe he was their so I ceme out and locked and it was junst Scrotam hoaldeng a Pick of loze Peet’s fire’s works or whatever. Then Roger storted to laff and ressle a lil ruff as a joanke or whatever and he nocked down my cofee tabble and all most nocked the litt fire’s works out of Scrotams heands becuase Scrotam had litt it in the househomme and it was sooooooo laud a&nd I hatted the noice!!!!

What Roger stock in my bu*******t GOD

A&nd I asnked Roger if it culd be quiter in my househomme or some theg or whatever and he junst slaped me and then toald Jonjon and Scrotam too hannd him a litt Ponk or whatever and then he stock the Ponk in my bu*******t of my jeen’s shoarts and borned them pretty bad a&nd I also bornt my heand tring to gett it of their. GOD GOD GOD!!!

Then latter Roger and Jonjon and Scrotam got a lil wilde and sett up alot of fire’s works on my portch and bornd the would in a rilly bad wey a&nd I hadd to cuvver it up with rug’s from my kichen so the land lord laddy wud’nt see it.

How my cloths are!!!

A&nd after theg’s finaley setled dawn I faund thet Jonjon or Scrotam or Roger hadd litt a bonch of smoak’s bomms and craklurs in my closit and closthes drezer drores a&nd runed a bonch of my stuf. GOD! GOD! GOD!!!!