La Vie Boheme

Okey, nouw Roger is gone agin an I can fenish thes opp.

I wass all sited abute cuking spagetty and meetbolls and sallid and bred and stoff butte Roger and Mikke and Jonjon and Scrotam (@ leest thet’s what I thenk Jonjon kep clalling him) kep lafftring and chakling’s behind the frant of my beck all the timme. And it wass rilly stortin’gs to makke me kine a oppsit!  GOD WY OAR THAY LAFFTRING?  Cos usullie whin Roger lafftrs oll et me sum Theng hapnens thet is a rill fony joanke and a gud timme for Roger butte not olwayz foar me.

So whin the spagetty was almoast reddie to eet I storted fealing rilly rilly dizy and shakky.  I got a Nather Pessi Koler out of my frije and wint in To the leeving roume an set my own self douwn and win I lukked up GOD GOD GOD all the bigmeenharrieportysfolks wir all crouwding’s arouwnd me and it was scarry to haav all thoas floting heds arouwn me liak thet GOD!!! :) But kine a siting’s too brrrrr wowow heh Ha heh!

Ennyway, so I kep gittin’gs dizir and dizir an all the bigmeenharrieportysfolks wir jest woching me (GOD! BRRR! what?) an I thot I wud jest cloas my i for just a minnit for a nape an the lest thing I member is seing Mikkes hed oll flotycloasscarry rill close to me.

An hears the misstory!

I DOAN EEVAN MEMBER WHET HAPNEND NEXT.

Whet I do no is thet win I woak up from my lil nape on the soafer, some THENG had hapned!  AND NOT THE USYOOEL THENG, NEETHAR, TOO.

It was oll reddie dorke ouwtside an i was junst asleape on the soafer an wassnit no Boddie evan thare butte me so I gotte opp and wint to the Kichin an the spagety was stille junst siting in the Potte oll aloan and swole opp cawuse it nevar evan gotted tukke ouwt off the potte (What? GOD!) butte the Meet’s bolls wir gonne.  Olso, I saw thet a Lot of the fornatoor in my Leeving’s roume was kine a smeshed and borken!  My cofee’s tabbel (evan i doan drenk cofee butte its stell clalled a cofee’s tabbel I doan no wy) hadde 3 borken’s laigs and my Yent’l’s chare was torn’ed ovar on its side!  A&nd thare was Meet’s boll’s stock to the SEELING and wall’s and stuff at leest the 1 on the seeling lukked liake a meet’s boll I dint chekke cos it rilly rilly RILLY dint lukke zakly liak a meet’s boll.  Thin I sided I neaded to go to the toylit an notissed thet my nukkels were all sckined opp an I wass gong to go pottie and putte some hygrojin roxxidde on my nukkels so to the Toylit’s I wint an thets whare i fouwnd Jonjon!

Jonjon was IN THE SHOUWER hadled opp and cring liak a beebay!!! :) :(  An win I junst wokked in To the Toylit, he sawwed me and hiss i’s gotted RILLY BEG and he screemed liak a rabit and jompered opp and ran ouwt of the Bath’s roume fest.  Be foar I cud ax him why I hord the frant dore slem and he was junst gone!  BENG!  POUW!  WOW!  I dint evan no wy he leff so fest.  I wokked all rouwnd my househomme and my bedde’s roume was oll treshed too!  Thare was a meet’s boll’s all ovar my bedde, evan and othar stoff I doan wannt to tokke abute in my Blagg’s.

I cudnt fine Roger Mikke oar Scrotam any Whares!

Abute thet timme thare was a lil nokk on my Frant doare’s an win I wint to anser it it was Roger and Mikke and sum Theng had hapnend to THIM.  Roger was oll wokking with a kanne an wass wareing an i’s pech.  An Mikke was oll pale an had hiss orm in a slang arouwnd his nekk.  Thay were bote rilly nise to me!  WOW!  And Roger sed he wudde stort cleening’s opp my househome rite away snip snap.  Mikke dint evan say nothing’s wich i thot was rood an I gess I musta lukked at him oll meen and dispoyntted cos he soaw me lukking at himme and he becked in To the Kinchin and lukke all scarred an thin sed he wass gitting’s a badde my Grane but Roger ranned out of the beck of the Househomme whare he was cleenign’s opp the Meet’s bolls off my bedde and yeled at Mikke to get the Fu*******ck to work’s or he wudde haff to paiy the Popper or sum Theng’s liak thet.

So I still doan no zakly whet hapnend but I ovar hord Roger teling Mikke latoar thet he beter da******mm wall paiy bettoar tenshun to whet kine a Farmmasisst stoff he brangs to porti’es fram nouw Oan or Roger sed he wudde kike Mikke in the dik!

I nevar evan fouwnd ouwt whet happnend to Scrotam.  I thenk I will ax Roger or Jonjon the neksst timme I see thim.  Oll I rilly no is thet Roger and Jonjon havve bofe ben sweteniseguddescarred to me foar the lest 5 daze!  ;}  ;}  ;}

GOD!