La Vie Boheme

So well as you prolly no I have not been poasteng sense Ive been rill bisy in this seesin of with holladay’s and Cristmas has ben hapeneng and whatever so it has kapt me rill bisy dong theg’s and shopeing for crismas prezets and whatever so I hadet evan hadd any timme to rite in my blogs. But now I am and now the holladay’s our over and so mebbe I well have moar timme to do my ritting’s.

So any way my holla day’s and cristmas where prolly rill gud and rilly a funn gud timme of me and my famely and Roger and frind’s. Ferst Roger mede me comme with him to a sertin kind of sol’s Tisses porty or some theg that I dint evan no. This was a few dey’s befoar cristmas and was aperintly a Porty for salabeting the shortast dey of the yere or some theg, accept I wuld of thout thet the dey wuld of ben on the end of the manth sense it is the lanst dey of the yere or whatever but no. So this porty was in the bagyard of 1 of Rogers frinds he livve’s out in the wode’s prolly about 100 mille’s from my househomme and it was daork and scarry out there BRRRR!!! A&nd it was outsside and there was lots of litt candel’s and tabbles with sneck’s and fude and then a bbq and evan a big bomb’fire! And Roger gott rill druke and mede me and him danse araund the bomb’sfire a&nd I all moast feal in too it a timme or 2, GOD! It was so denrgerus and I hatted it!! Accept I gess it was still a prolly pretty gud timme accept that Roger mede me dreck takeelas winth him and I dint like thet at al and then Roger did some theg rill grons and bad on a dere from 1 of the other Men at the plase. And then he sed hay Batt come here doo you likke greap’s and I just sed yeop and then he sed ok well and then did some theg and foarced me to pout as manny greap’s in my maunth as wuld fitt on a dere from him! And I chocked and my ey’s whattered a&nd I totally hatted thet! GOD GOD GOD!!!

But after that porty I finaly gott too go home and sleap and I was cuvvered in broozis and soar’s becuase of junst how wield Roger had gott at the porty. GOD!A&nd then Roger ceme over to my househomme on cristmas’eve and geve me a spenshul Gif of a bottul in a rapper a&nd I opand the it up and it was a bottul of rouobeng’s akoal. And Roger sed Batt do’nt dreck this its not for thet and winnk’ed at me rill creapy like and it mede me feal chili GOD!! Then he sed he was gong to go too a manbarr and get druke and have a grete timme and I ansked him if I neaded to go winth him and he junst shoaved me and sed no Batt you stey hear and so I did. god.

So I gott the bottul of rouobeng’s alcoal out and took it in too the banthroume and then beck out too the liveing roume agin becuase I was nervis. Then I litt a barry sentid candel and junst did some theg winth the rouobeng’s akoal acceept it stong and borned me rill badd!!! I HATTED IT!!!!! Then Roger ceme back a few our’s latter and ansked me wat I didd with it and so I junst toaled him and he sed yuo did wat a&nd I just sed ueop. Then he laffed rill rill hord and laud and slaped my bournesoarspot and sed no Batt you moran your sooo dumm to rouobe your peeeeeee*******NOS with thet HA!! And I falt so dumm and totally tauted for junst dong thet or whatever. And he sed he junst faound it in his cabbanet or watever. GOD! Then Roger uzed my toylet and totally plog’ed it and junst laft my househomme. GOD!!!

And so then on cristmas I went to my moms househomme for cristmas and satt their wile peeple opand prazent’s and I geve my mom a Gifcard for lubbys and I theck she rilly liked it but I do’nt no. A&nd then my ant geve me a 25$ Gifcard for a sertin stoar caled Banth a&nd Boddy Work’s and I gess my fase wint all redd and got totally ambarensed and ashamed and tauted for her junst geting me a store’card of haveing prodducts and theg’s for somones work’s I gess. Like louob, GOD GOD GOD!!! And avery 1 and my meen unkel laffed hord at me. GOD!!

Then latter I toald Roger abbout the Gifcard and he laffed hord at me and sed well Batt now you can go and by your salf some gerl’y loshins then he sed he******ll boy get of your a*****ss and he mede me draive him and me to the galaria and we totally went to the Banth’s a&nd Work’s stoar and Roger  mede me by some charry sentid loshins and he all so mede me by him soume other stuff and a Loo’fahs a&nd some deeoderent and it was abbout 40$ tottal a&nd so I hadd to spand evan more munney then my store’card hadd!! A&nd the hole timme I was so ashemded to evan be in a stoar that was for theg’s for some 1’s work’s accept Then I toald Roger thet as we where levaeng and he laffed and slaped me hord and sed no you are soo dumm Batt its a womans stoar and I was soo confussed!! GOD GOD GOD!!!And then Roger mede me by him a new pare of peant’s at a calaforna’s stoar a&nd now I do’nt have all most any munney in my beck account, GOD GOD GOD!!!!!!