La Vie Boheme

Well not a hole lot has been gong on too me latly I dint had too do any more inner’s views ever sense I tocked to a laddy at the umplyment’s ofase and they sed evan tho my munneychex’s where gong to get smoler that I culd get of some another kand of chex’s caled Stemps and they can be uzed to by food and so now I am byng my food with them or whatever and I theck my mom doze that to so I gess she lonst her jobe at 1 timme all thauhg I do’nt ramember if she ever didd or not. But I have beng ben abble to by alot of juince and froot’s and evan some axpaneseve mallen’s 1 timme. And just groncheryis and whatever But any way some other theg’s hapend to me that I wonted to rite abbout.

1 Time I want to chorch and paster chet toald me after the sor’min that a Prennchinnt man is hommbole befoar god and so I was wandereng if I was thet. And I was gong to axe him accept he just went back into his pasters studdys offase coz I gess he was prolly rill bisy. And so Roger was junst over at my househomme latter that dey to barow a magazenes or whatever accept he steyed for langer than they and sense Roger no’s a lott about theg’s or whatever I dasided to axe him watdose Prennchinnt meen. And he locked at me and sed well Batt wy do’nt yuo pPrennchinnt my peee********nus and then he did some theg. GOD! Accept I just did or whatever as too palay aloang winth Rogers funy jonkes. Ha ha ha wowwoww!!! Hey!

A&ND I bote a poastore of the Villudge Peepoal and its soooooooo Coole WOW WOW WOWOW!!!!! Hi! Its a pictcure poater of all of the mabbers of that bannd. And sense it is my faverite bannd sense Roger sed they where rill gud and funy and whatever. And the pictcure in this poast is the rill pictcure of the poter WOW WOWOWOWOW bebo image sorch is soooooo good it can find Any theg WOW. Any way the poaster is rill goood sense the fansy halmit soot plane flier or whatever man dud just did some theg too the cobboy! A&nd aspechally the navvy saler dud man just did some theg to teh cope!!!!    Thets why the cobby manne is griting his teef The cope is alll WOHHHHHHH it horted! but was a gud jokke oar what evvar an teh moatoar sikkel man is all what just hapnend to mea WOW. Aan thay oar AWL dong sum theng to the injudianne thet is whiay he is SKREEEM’ING a&nd he wil holed foar teh skreem’ings!!!! I bett the laffted abbout it lattor after they where done tecking pictcures WHOA OUW.

And I thaunt abbout geting a Pett and dacided mebbe I wonted a pett snek. Sneks is scarry brrr but kinea inaresteng to GOD. I sow a pett snek and I wonted it accept I cou’dnt habe it. And this wen I was 12. GOD! Any way snecktung’s are Coole wow becuase they our all foark’d and lonng and skeny WOW WOW WOW! I winsh I hadd a keng’s snek the neme is soooooo Coole. A&nd then avery 1 andcloodeng Roger wuld habe to reet me like a Cing. Coole!!! I wander if a snektung culd fett in my peee******nus WOWOWOWOWOW GOD OGD GOD GOD GOD brrrrr hey!! Accept I totally cu’dnt gett a snk becuase they are ashally a lott of munney and nead a pashal bockes or whatever, GOD STuped sneks!!!!!!!

Any way resently junst sooooo menny ather theng’s that I theck abbout that are discroverd as beng Nott wat I was thecking abbout at al GOD WHY AM I SOOOO DUMM!  Liak the uthor day I was thenk’ing’s about inplants and thot it was sum kine of coulle new Plantt thet wud groaw rilly eezy in the Househomme but no. I discroverd it as not beng that, AT AL accept beng some theng that a women wuld pout in her bou*****oube’s to meck them moar big and strong or some theng GOD GOD GOD I winsh they mede a peee*********nus inplenck and I thot they mebbe did but no.(Roger toald me these theg’s becuase he no’s allot abbout thegs in jeneral). I menshunn’ed iet to Roger and he sed Batt wud you liak to sea wat an inplant duz a&nd I just sed yeop and thin he gott’ed a NIVE from my kichhun and stort’ed to chasengs me arouound my househommeliffingroume!GOD GOD GOD!!!! brrrrrrr. I treouw a platte at him and hitt’ed him on the shine an jomprd out the winnowe!! Evan the plenkt dint wont to be in their! HA ha ha ha!!! Hey Im glad he dint acally DO thet evan thogh it prolly wuld of bean a good funny jokke or whatever

Any wey Onistly thogh Roger is soooo funny and suck a jokker accept Im afred he will do some theng soooooo funny to me and as such a bigtimesbadscarryfunnygud jokke that it will hort and I will be withount a peee*******nus or a handfanger or evan my tung becuase he did some theng. WOWOWOWOWOWOW Ueop hey. A&nd he culd winde up speshally Dinsabbeleing me a&nd so I hadd to ridde araund in a sertin Poured Chare or whatever like an old laddy!!! Accept mebbe that wuld be ok. I do’nt no GOD!!!!!!!

And so a fiw weeek’s ago Roger was siting at my househomme and he sed lets palay a gamme caled rounbroun a&nd I just sed ok yeop that saund’s like funn and then sum theng hapnend and I wint too teh enmergonsie rououme! A&nd the dr’ze axed me wat I ded and I sed welp I was just palaying a gamme and they sed rilly and I just sed ueop and I thant that wuld be ok but no.  And I toald Roger wat hapend and he slaped my bann’didjez and coled me neme’s GOD GOD GOD!! And it hort and stong!!! And I hed too go beck to the Doc.rs becuase 1 of the banajes storted to blead a&nd they fissed it and then mede me tock to a consler parson and I thougt it was abbout my drecking to much juince but no. It was abbout me geting rapped Ha ha ha!!! yo! It was a funy jocke thet the conslor didd!! And he kapt on dong the jokke and wu’dnt eval lafftr 1 timme WOWOWOW Jeebs he was a god jocker WOW WOW GOD GOD WOW Hey!!!

Any wey also I discroverd a new tipe of froot at the Krogger thet they hadd. It is caled a Keee’s Weee froot. A&nd I thaunt it was caled a keee’s wee froot becuase it was smoll and rilly importent but no. And Roger and his frinds totally lafftrd at me!! Houw wass I spoased to no about keeee nott mening whet I thot GOD WY AM I SOOOO DUM. I feal soooo dumm and tauted all the timme like the Honch’s bakk off Noter Daim buke by alexsander dumm******ass or who evar GOD GOD GOD. Accept then I was discroverd as beng Rong and it was Vidor Hoouogoue’s who roat thet boke and that Mr dummmm*****as rote the boke abbout what happend and how it was with the Caunt’s off Montie Criss Co or whatever. GOD! GOD! GOD!!!!!   I do’nt evan no a theng abbout ledurchurs or whatever GO. Like then I was discroverd as thecking the buke had that In it or was abbout it or whatever like some smort gy nemed Montie has to caunt up a baunch of Criss Cos’e from a pyle of them or some theng and then some theng happens in the buke but no. It was totally not about that. And dint evan have Criss Cose in itt AT AL GOD GOD GOD. I was so tauted coz I wass lokking ferwird to whet he wud do with AL THET CROSS CO. Mebbe on a dazartid ilind or some theg! WOW!

AND then I was discroverd as that haveing ben evan in ONOTHR buke caled Switch’s Fabmly Rogerson or some theng and also anather buke mebbe called Rogerson Caroo So or some theng accept they both neather where abbout that or whatever. STUPPED BUKE’S AND ME GOD GOD OGD GOD GOD He hadd a mann Fryday and I WONTED ONE!!!!  I WINSH I hadd a bleckman nemed Fryday or any namme actally or anny culler to! He culd be my frind and tale me wat to do WOW. But I already have a friend like that. His name is Roger. (Roger added this.)

Snapp!!!!!!  I herd jonjon say bofe snap and werd and I will say thim to so I cann be a bettoar frind to my blakmann frinds. I wile ad them too my vobaulary.  And I wonted to heng out with Jonjon and mebbe some more blackman’s reesintly accept Jonjon eather do’ent return my cales or he just commes over and do’ent even breg any of his blackfrintds and then does some theng and leafes GOD.1 timme jonjon and lotsa his blekmann frins camme ovar at abt foar in the moarning and wow. That was Coole and funny accept I gess I was saprized and scarred at the timme! They where so Bleck it bloked out the lite WOWOWOWOW!!!! But it was funn and I theck the bleckmann frind’s hadd fon accept they seamed rilly bad and laffed meen at me! But I had fun I theck yeop.