La Vie Boheme

Well any way a lott of theng’s have totally happend sense I rote my last post’s and not al of them are good in fect 1 of the theng’s that had happend was rilly rilly totally bad and a horble time and prolly the worse theng that happend to me ever.

And so any way I was just siting in my househomme 1 dey and dong some theng like just workeng on a draoweng or some theng I do’nt ramember whatever it was but any way the tella phone totally reng laud and it was a laddy from the umployment ofise and she sed well Mr.Batt have you faund a job yet and I just sed no becuase I hant faund 1 yet. And she sed well we have a inner’s view sett up for you at a plase and she totally sed that I most go too it and all so that I most get a jobe soon or else I totally wuld not gett any more umployment cheks!! (munney) And she sed that I totally just neaded to go too that inner’s view or else and so I just sed yeop and she toald me were to go and win to go their and so I rote it down and then she sed ok and hung up the phone and then I just hung up my phone and then we where done tocking. And I felt totally bad and trapated and just horble about just haveing to go too that inner’s view becuase I hatted them. And I am totally not good at them. GOD! GOD! GOD!!!

And so then I got to the job’s innervew’s and juss tocked to a big pour full man in a sute and ty and I felt totally tauted just beng their with him!! And the job was for a trock dispacter’s job and I dint evan no wat that was or any theng but the pour full inner’s view’s man told me it was eesy to lern and they gott some munney from the steat for juss geveing me the job becuase I was on the umployment’s and I was totally ashembed and just felt totally tauted and week for him just evan noing that abbout me, GOD they must of tocked to the man befoar he tocked to me! GOD! And I axed if a trock dispacter’s job was a job sort of like the male man’s job becuase I thot it was mebbe like that but no. And he sed it was totally not like that or whatever and then he explende it to me accept I dint evan ramember what he sed or whatever becuase of how bad and titled I falt to just be their!! GOD!

And so then he sed some more theng’s or whatever and I dredid it! And he mede me file out a baunch of papper’s abbout my adress and SNN and abbout my job’s histery’s and I filed them out but I was rilly nervis and My pin dint work accept I was just to nervis to axe for another 1 and so I just stouped their in my chare and falt so dumm antil a laddy wocked by and sed is every theng ok and I just sed yeop and ackted like I was writting on the foarm’s accept she new and sed sir do you need a new pin. And I just sed yeop agin and she totally laffed at me a lil bit and geve me a new pin and wocked awey and so I finshed feiling out the papper’s and then left their and I was so glad to be gon. WOW!

And I was sett to stort the job on Mondday and I totally wa’snt locking fore word to it accept I gess I just had too do it and so I just wint in on the Mondday. (My inner’s views was on Fridday) And I got their and mett a baunch of ahter peeople and totally felt nervis and smoll and rilly rilly tauted abbout the hole theng!! GOD GOD GOD! And they show’d me wat to do and how to rite in a booke and tipe theng’s on a compuer and anser a phone and it was super hord to lurn and I was to tauted fealing to evan ramember any theng.

And so then they laft me at the dispacter desk and I just set their and the phone reng 1 or 2 time’s but I was to scarred to evan anser it! And their were ather peeople wocking araund me and locking super bisy accept I wa’snt evan abble to do any theng. And then I rilly hadd to pe and I waitted for a rilly long time and I still hadd to pe! And I was way to nervis and trpated to just axe any 1 were was the bath’s room, I was so scared. GOD!

And then a lott longer wint by and some 1 came up bahind me and taped me on the solder wile I was just tring to hold in my pe and they taped me and scarred me rilly badd and mede me totally wit my slak’s hord and it was sooooooooo waorm. And I was so ashembed and they steped back and sed hoaly sh***********it didd you just pe your salf and I just sed yeop and trid to sey sory but the word’s wu’dnt comme out. And then some 1 alse ceme up and I gess it was my new boze and they sed well Batt wy do’nt you go homme for the dey and come back tamarow and I just sed ok and gott up fast and left their!! GOD GOD GOD!!! And I felt so dumm.

And then the next dey came arraund and I over slaped becuase I forggot to sett my olarm and it dint go of and the phone reng a few time’s accept I dint get it and I just steyed in bedd un till 11 or so. And then Roger ceme by araund 1 and I toald him wat happend and he laffed hord and then did some theng and then he laft and I dint like it but he is such a jokker! And I do’nt no if I will go back to the job, todday is Sundday and I dint go all week. And I just feal rilly tauted abbout it. GOD GOD GOD GOD!