La Vie Boheme

So a not a lot of theng’s have been hapening hear lattely and my live has been prolly pretty quite. I went to the zou accept it was to hott and I hatted it and a monky totally laffed at me I thenk, GOD! And ather than tat I hadd to go too anather job’s inner view’s wich was not good and I dint like that and I winsh that I dint have to do thos but at leest this 1 was rilly fast and mebbe I will rite a blogs abbout that latter, I do’nt no.

And but 1 theng that happend was I was just siting in my househomme waching the Discroverys helth channul or travels channul (I do’nt ramember wich) and I sow they did a Specshal abbout some helth’s spaw were they did a specshal bathe accept the bathe was mede of WINNE and was a big bathe’s tob full of winne! And I was rilly exited abbout that and I thaut abbout it a lot a lot in that nite and rilly like’d it accept then I thaut abbout how I culd do that. Accept with cranbarry juice.

And so I got soooo exited and I went to the krogger the next’s dey and bot abbout 25 cantender’s of frosen cranbarry juinces consantreat’s can’s and they where on sele and only where 1.25$ eech and so I only spant 30$ or some theng and I was rilly eeger to teck my cranbarry juincebathe and I wonted it!! And I pout the bagg’s in my car and droav back to my househomme and toke and put the baggs in my bathe’s roume. And I lett them thow and just set and dreck some cranbarry juice from my frige and woched a moovy to gett reddy and wate. And then after 2 ours or so went bye and I finshed the moovy (Yentl) and went in to my bathe’s roume and rinced out the tubb rilly well with hot whatter.

And then I stoped up the tubb and poared a can of the cranbarry juice consantreat in the tubb and it locked a lil scarry and accept locked les scarry wen I poared a can of hott whatter from the tapp in. And then I fallowed the anstrushins on the can and poared in 2 more cansfull of hot whatter and then kepd on dong that for 10 more can’s And then I locked hord at the tubb and it dint evan seem that full!! Accept I new it toke a lot of juince too just fell the bottum of the tubb up and so I new their wuld be anuff or thats wat I thot any way! And so I kepd on poring can’s of juince and whatter in the tubb antil all the can’s where finally in their. Accept the tubb wa’snt evan full at all and only had a lil bit of juince in it!!

And I was so mad and ashamed because I cu’dnt evan go too the Krogger and by more juice becuase I had all redy got reddy for my bathe and I cu’dnt just go and do that now and all so my existeng bathe wuld get Cold!! GOD!

And so I just set in the bathe and the whatter barly coverd any part of me accept it falt ok until I had too get out becuase it mede my special plase burn.

And then I went and set in my leving’s room and just woched anather moovy and ate a pear and was gong to just go to bed erly accept then Roger came over to my househomme and herd abbout what I trid to do and laffed hord and caled me nemes for just atempdeng to do what I trid to do or whatever and I hatted that! And then he went and gott in the tubb him self and just aded a bonch of whatter too it and it locked like a good bathe then!! And he woshed him selv in the hole tubb and dreck a TON of the cranbarry juice and whatter and sed it was rilly rilly good and I totally hatted that I cu’dnt evan do that!! And he even toke the rest of my cranbarry juince out of my frige and pored it in their. And then I rilly wonted to uze the bathe accept he did some thing rilly gros to it wen he was abbout to get out and so I totally had to dren the tubb useng a pare of tonng’s from my kicen but it was funny becuase Roger is such a jocker.

And then after I did that Roger was sorta cullered like cranbarrys and I told him that and then he prattendid to chock me and sed that I locked like a cranbarry now to wich was funy but also hort my nek and he laffed and laffed.

And Roger had brot some smocked sammin and he satt in my chare and ate it laud and all so mede me eet some of it (funny but gros) and then wen he left he pout the samminskin on topp of my hed and roubed it in to my hare and it mede me weap. GOD!