La Vie Boheme

So yasterday I went to the Krogger to just pick up some food and stuff to eat and some juice and whatever becuase I dint have much of any of those thing’s left in my house. So I droav to the Krogger and just hatted it becuase my carr’s aer candishing is borken or some thing and so it just blow’s hot aer in my fase and I hatte it! GOD! :O

And so then I finaly got to the Krogger and went in side and it was a Lot beter in their becuase they had aer candishing and my car totally dint or whatever. And so I grabed a cort and storted waking threw the ils and I put in my cort a watermallen and a pommagrannit some doennut’s and some greap’s and a pack of hoddogs and evan some new froot called a Kee wee that I dint even no about but some 1 on bebo told me abbout it or whatever and so I just wonted to try it and so I got 1.

And then I just waked a raund the coner and sow they had a new kind of cranbarry juince on the shalfs and it was a bigg bottul of it and it sed Spork’leng Cran Barry Juince on it and it locked totally rilly rilly gud and I wonted it!! And also they hed it on a big Seil were it culd by 1 cais and gett it for 50 parssent of and so I just did that a piked up 1 of the hevy caisis of juice and pout it in my cort and I was totally exited about just triing a new juince! And I all so gott a bottul off Cleer Lammanade Spork’leng in a big plasic bottul and it was like a totally cleer callerd with no caller Lammanade in a bottul and I rilly wonted to try that to! :D

And then I want and finshed and gott some gom and some bon’s for my hoddog’s and then ped for my grosh’ris toke it to my carr and droav back and loddid the grosh’ri’s in too my househomme and then pout the new good exiting juince in to the farige and set and drake some of my other juice and trid to do a croz’s word’s pozzle out off a pozzle book that my mom geve me accept it is rilly hord and I totally falt dumm wen I discroverd my self as not evan noing about old moovy’s or whatever! GOD!

And so then I did that and then I wotched some T.v show’s for a whiel and then cu’dnt halp my self any moar and went and ron to the farige and puled out a bottul of the new sprok’leng cranbarry juince and I was so exited and I rilly wonted some in my glas to dreck! And I had some ise in my glas reddy for it.

Accept then their was a big porblem and the capp was on to tite! And I totally cu’dnt opan it or whatever and I tryed with a towwal and a nife and a fork evan and notheng happend I just hort my hand’s tring to do it and it mede me feal like a little babby and I hatted it! And I trid and trid but cu’dnt evan do it. GOD!

And then I trid some of the sprok’leng lammanade cleer juince or what ever and it wa’snt evan sweat and it was rilly rilly bubly and biter and it hort my mauth and thot rilly bad OUW GOD GOD! And I hatted that and poard it down the dren!!

And then latter Roger ceme over and I manshind the juince to him and then he went and grabed the bottul hord and opand it rilly qickly with his hand’s!! And then he just laffed at me and dreck a baunch of the juince from the bottul and through it back dawn on the caunter top BENG!! And Roger is a funny guy and also rilly strong with his hand’s and some time’s it is good and some time’s it is a funny joke like wen he hold’s me down and wo’nt let me moov and I ca’nt evan do any then becuase he is to strong and some time’s that hort’s me or he do’s other jokke’s with that accept he is a funny guy, he is such a jokker. And then he did some other theng’s and then after he laft I dreck some of the spork’leng cranbarry juince from the bottul he opand accept by then I was’nt evan excited about it and it was all worm and gros and only a little bit good. GOD GOD GOD!