La Vie Boheme

So it was Saterday nite and I was just siting at home eeting some pope corn and woching some cocking show’s on T.v (sense I dint have any theng else on teevo) and then the phone reng and reng and I went to pick it up and it was Roger and he sed that their totally was a societys bronch tamarow morneng and that I culd go with him and I needed to and did I wont to and so just I said umm that saund’s like a rilly fun time and then he sed ok good well come by my house and nock on the dore laud to weke me up in the morneng at 7 and then we well go and I sed ok and then Roger just hung up the phone and I hung up my phone and I wa’nt rilly exited about haveing to just get up in the marning and weke Roger up and do all that and plos the last societys theng I went to was rilly boaring or whatever and I hatted it! (But Roger do’nt no that and I hope he do’nt thenk that.)

And so then I finshed woching Amaral abbout how to coock some theng that I dint no how to do and then just I went too bed. And then I woke up in the morneng and went in to my bath’s room and just did secret bath’s room theng’s and then lefd their and went to the kichin and I was still rilly totally tirred sense I had to gett up arly to weke Roger up at his househomme and then I poared my salf a bole of seral (Cheraryo’s) and some melk and also just a big glas of cranbarry juince and then I set down in my chare and dreck my juice and et my seral and just had annother glas of juice or 2 then totally rammeberd that it was a Bronch that I was gong to and I totally shud’t eet any theng!! And I felt so badd becuase my bely was rilly full from all the seral and melk and juince and all of thoase theng’s are real filing to me. And I that abbout it for a minit and totally wonted to through up accept I dint no how and I do’nt like that! And I felt so mad and ashamed and tauted!

And then I had to leeve and drife to Rogers house and weck him and pink him up and so I puled up and went up and nocked on the dore and then reng the dore’s bell and then reng it agin antul Roger showd up at the frant dore just warring some short’s or some thing and he totally yeled at me and slaped my pinkwhite for keping on rangeng the dore’s bell evan after he was all reddy up from the first time it rong. And then he slamed the dore and I whatted on the stepp’s for abbout an our antil finally Roger was reddy and I dint get to go in his house and I have never evan ben in their!! but that is ok becuase it small’s like picl’s in their.

And so then Roger finaly got done geting redy and we got in my car and in adishin to Rogers car beng their their was all so 1 that locked a lott like my moms car and I axed Roger if he gott a new car to and he sed no that is your moms car Batt of corse you no that and just laffed and slaped my thy’s and then glarred at me and sed some thing meen and I dint sey any theng.

And then I hadd to drife all the wey to Galveston for the stuped bronch and we got their and it was totally a tonn of old men tocking abbout stemp’s and I hatte stemp’s. And they hadd a ton of food and Roger mede me eet a hole omlit and a big peace of paund cakke and a mufin and and also a few big sossij’s and he laffed and laffed and mede me eet them in a rilly gros way and the other men laffed at me to!! And I thaught my bely was gong to berst and so I hadd to use a toylet and so I axed some 1 just were the toylet was and they sed they dint no. And so I locked a raund and dint even find a stuped toylet in the hole beech hause and I was geting rilly nervis! And then Roger sow a pora pottie siting on the beech a long wey’s a way and totally mede me ron to it on the beech and totally laffed at me wile I did that!! And I had to use the stuped stenkeng pora gros pottie and I hatted it! GOD!

And then I ceme back and had too sit their wile my bely hort lisneng to Roger and all his stemp frind’s all tocking abbout their stemp stoff and I dint like that and I was rilly board accept then some time’s Roger wold slape me or some theng and I wuld cryed out in pain’s and avery 1 wuld laff! GOD!

And then we left and I droped Roger of at his hous and he brat a few moar of the sossij’s with him and totally mede me eet more of them and I hatted that totally! Then he laft my car and forted rilly bad as he laft and my hole car reacked like fort on the hole way homme and I all most pased out GOD GOD GOD!

Then I got homme finaly and was just setling down to woch a moovy or whatever and then paster Chet caled and yeled at me totally for not even being at chorch that day! It was 1 of the worse dey’s of my live. GOD!