La Vie Boheme

So on Wendsday I was just siting in my house eating a pommagrannit real slow and having an ok time wen my phone rang laud and it was my mom and she was wandering if I wonted to comme over for diner at her house and I said ok mom that sounds real good and then I axed her if I culd bring my frind Roger and she sayed yes. And I axed her that becuase Roger hatted it last time wen I wennt to my grand’mas house and totally dint even envite him and he paunched me hord in the nee’s. And so my mom sayed ok fine you can bring a frind and I said ok and then my mom hung up the phone and I hung up my phone.

And so then I caled Roger and left a massage on his phone and also left a bebo’s massage on his bebo’s to tell him about that or whatever and I was real wuried since he dint even call me back or rite me back a bebo’s massage or any thing and diner was at 7 pm’s but finaly Roger caled me back and said sure Batt I will go with you to your stoopid diner’s porty or whatever and that made me feal really small and ashamed.

And then Roger showed up at my hous at 6:45 pm’s or so and we where going to be latte accept Roger used my toylet and totally toke a real long time in their and then wonted to have a glas of milk and so we dint end up leeving my hous un till even 7:05 pm’s or some thing and I was real wurried that we wuld be latte and Roger just slaped my work’s hord and told me to quite down and that quited me down becuase it hort real bad SLAP. OW GOD! Accept it dint hort to bad sense I culd still wok but it was still a funny thing for Roger too do.

So then we got to my mom’s hous and went to the dore and went in and Roger was beeing real nice to my mom and saying all kind’s of nice thing’s and dint even do a joke once wich was real strenge sense he is usally such a funny guy and a total jokker and is all ways mak’ing joke’s and whatever but he was real nice to my mom and totally like’d her tooner cossaroll that she made and was seing all kind’s of nice thing’s which was ok but I wandered wy he was beeing so nice or whatever. And then half way threw the diner Roger move’d his tabble’s seet to be naxt to my mom’s seet and my mom like’d that a lot I think and I just set their and ate my cossaroll becuase they were totally agnoreing me. And then it was real strenge sense they both stoped eeting and their hand’s where under the tabble and I totally dint no wat was hapening and mebbe they where thamb’s resling sense Roger like’s to do that some time’s. And then it got eeven strenger sense my mom sed she had to getup and use the bath’s room and Roger gott up rite after her and falowed her sense I gess he had to go to! And Roger hitt me on the back of the hed ass he was woking away and it hort.

So then mebbe 20 minute’s latter both of them camme back and I gess they were reall happy sense they where prolly abble to both take torn’s and sharre the bath’s room real palite wich was good and I thot it was gud that they where haveing a good time or whatever.

And I roodburped once at the tabble by assident after I drake to much of my juice and Roger yeled at me and slaped me on the cheak from a cross the tabble and my mom thot that was funny and laffed and then yeled at me to for being so rood at a nice diner or whatever.

And so then we finnshed the diner (I was all ready done but they where real slow about it sense I gess mebbe they war’nt as hangry as me) and had some dazert wich was a chocklit pooding that I dint really like but Roger and my mom like’d it a lot and they where gevving it too each other using spune’s too each other!

So then we where geting ready to leeve and Roger and my mom where stonding real cloze too each other at the dore and Roger was seying some thing and then I sow him rite down his phone number and prolly his bebo name on a peace of papper and give it to my mom!! And I was real saprized and ashamed and prolly real redfaced but I tryed not to lett it show and then my mom naoticed that I was loking like that and sed Batt wat is your porblem or whatever and then Roger sow me and yeled at me and slaped my work’s. And then my mom laffed and laffed a lot and then Roger slaped her buttt accept he did it real saft and she totally liked it a lot!! GOD! And my mom axed me if I had a gud diner and I just said yeop. And Roger laffed laud and that madde my mom laff too.

And so then Roger and I droav back to my hous and Roger was just toking the hole time about how hott my mom was and what he thaught abbout it or whatever and I hatted that!! And then Roger got in his car and whent home accept he whent the rong way up the streat from the whey we camme from my mom’s hous so I gess mebbe he was lost. So I went inside and ate some proon’s becuase I was hangry still!

And I really do’nt like what happend and how it was at that diner and it made me feal real nervis and shavery in my bely brrrr GOD!