La Vie Boheme

So last weak I was just siting in my haus dreking some cranbarry juice and abbout to wotch Harrald and Mod (a moovy I rinted from krogger) and then my tella phone reng and I piked it up and it was some 1 from my old work’s that I got fyred off!! WOW I thaught accept I was real scarred and not happy or titled to have got that tellaphone cal and then the laddy axed me if I culd comme back for 1 day to just halp with some computer’s theng’s and then I sed well I do’nt no anuff abbout computer’s to be able to really give a halp with that or whatever and she said no Batt we need you to tellus abbout some off the work’s and spread’s sheat’s some’s that you did or whatever and you need to do this Batt and then I got real scared and trepaded and ashamed becuase I new I was in trubble! And then the laddy henged up the phone and I henged up my phone and felt real bad in my stumik, YOCK! GOD!

And so I bloo out my candel that I had let (it smalled like rasns and I liked it) and got real nervis and got my key’s and my wolit and woked down my stare’s to my car and droav too my old work’s. And as I was driveing I was so nervis and trpated because I dint even no why they told me to comme back and halp them and I was in feer that I wuld get orestid for a wite calor’s crimnel of dong a bad nomber some’s or some thing and I hatted it!! And I also new that the peeple wuld laff at me totally and I was rite  witch I wuld fine out latter!

And so then I got out and woked too the orfice’s went in and sed hi to 1 of the men and they totally just starred at me and sed oh hi in a real bad way and then sed how are you and I just sed ok. And then I whatted in the lubbie antil 1 of the laddys came and tolld me to comme back and then too sit dawn in a chare naxt to my computer witch was their aperintly that had my thing’s on it or whatever! And I was real suwety and scarred and not haveing a happy or good time at all and the laddy sed Batt why are you shacking and I sed oh Im fine and tryed not to lat it show.

And then she opand up some of my old some’s work’sheats and made me tel her what it ment and whatever. And she axed what 1 callum was and I just said ummm and I dint no and she totally gave me a real bad look in my eye’s. And I new I was in trubble.

And so then she stoped axing me all kind’s of qashtins about thing’s and the nomber’s and even a baunch of thing’s that I dint even no and I hatted all of it and I wonted to leave sooooo bad to get of their!!!! And so then I laft but I needed to p**e and so I wennt in to the bath’s room their befoar I left the plase. And then I was discroverd as neading to bm and so I set in the stoll and then some 1 came in and made a rilly rilly bad owdder in the other stoll and I hatted it and had to small the owdder the hole time and I rilly rilly rilly wonted a candel to get it a way but I dint have 1 (off corse!!) and so I just had to sit their and did bm until I was done and then I laft their real quick befoar I pased out or dyed. GOD GOD GOD!!

And then I got too the batom of the allivetor at the bilding and rilly rilly had to p**e and forgot that I dint rammeber to do that even when I want in for my bm!!! And I drake all most al of a cortin of cranbarry juince befoar I left my house and so I rilly rilly had to go! And then as I was woking by I had to go by the mean computer’s men and I rilly hatted to sea them and they just smiled and wavved real mean at me and 1 of them all most bloo some cigeratt’s smoake at me and it made me feel qeezy and bad in my belly and I keept woking faster and faster and falt real dessy and bad in my got’s and then I got even panneck’d and ran hord and then triped on a crock in the pavve’smant and all most fel and then I for got I had to p**e and I totally wit my pant’s rite their siting on the sidewok!! GOD GOD GOD NO NO NO

AND I hatted it sense I hatte it wen I drek a baunch of juice and forgot to even rammeber I did that or whatever!! It is the worse thing that hapens to me and I hatte hatt eHATTE to be witing my self and I feel so mad and ashamed.

So then I had to set on a paztik krogger’s bagge on my car’s seet to prateckt my seet from that and then I got home and their was a raceet in the bag from wen I bot a tani’s rakit and I totally neaded to ratturn it but the raceet was totally runed from my wit. And my seet still got socked up from my wit and I had to leave my cordor opan on the window to are it out but then latter it reined and got all wet in the car any way even more and now it is damp and small’s like wit and I had too rune some bath’s towwals by puting them on the seet’s to sit on wen I drive to krogger or where aver.

And then Roger came by and totally runed 1 of my cranbarry candel’s wen he through it agenst the cabnet becuase I was out off tooner in can’s and that made him do that real drostic but also rilly funny jokke of runing my candel. And then he left but went in my bath’s room first and then I went in latter to just wosh my hair and my bath’s towwel had a real wierd and real gros stene on it and I do’nt even no were it came from!! GOD. GOD. GOD!