About how I got a giff from Roger and what it was! (real bad)
So I was just siting in my house thenking about Berry Bond’s and what bass’s boll palayer I wuld choze to be if I culd choze to be 1 or whatever and their was a big paunding on the door and I went to see who it was and it was Roger! And Roger said hi Batt I got you some thing and he puled out some thing from bahind his back and it was a giff in a bo and rapd in papper and every thing!
And Roger geve me the giff and I felt so axxcited to just get a giff from him and I was wandering it it wuld be a jokke but I was so axxxcited brrrr!! And then I opened the bo and the bocks and puled out off the bocks a new cranbarry sentid candel like the 1 Roger broak and I wonted it!! WOW WOW WOW!!!
And but then Roger stoal it of my hand’s and put it down and smilled real bad and creapy and then litt it the candel with his Bicks and did some thing real real gros with to the candel or whatever or some thing then and then he toke the candel and pout it bak in the bocks and rapped it back up and sed ok Batt I am gong over to your moms house and well sea if she like’s to small this candel and then he sed wut wuld happen or whatever when he litt the candel and I hatted it and cu’dnt baleev wut Roger sed and I hatted it GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD NO NO NO NO NO OUW GOD ROGER NONONONONONO!!!!!!!!1111111
And then Roger left and I gess wint to my moms house accept I dint no were he wint rilly. But latter then I wint over to my moms house for dozert and Roger was over their!! And my mom was snief’ing and smeil’ling that candel rilly deap in her longs and sying and smialing about ROGER! And she told me the candel just smeil’ed like HUNNEY to her and I dint no how that was sense it was a cranbarry sentid candel accept mebbe Roger did some thing else to it!!! GOD GOD GOD
Your mom loved that candle, boy. And by “loved,” I mean “really, really loved.”
While you sit at home thinking about “Berry Bonds” I sit at home thinking about your mom.