La Vie Boheme

So as you gessed from the tittle of this poast I got lade of my job and that happend last weak! So I was just siting there at my dask in my cubbicle on friday’s morrning wen the big mr. balled computer’s boze man waked up to my space allong with the scarry H+R’s woman and they just stode their and loked at me and said hello Batt how are you and I tarned around sllowly in my dask’s chare and said oh hi I am fine just worrking on some some’s or whatever and then he pased and said Batt you no their have been some chang’s hapening around hear lattely and I said no accept my boze havving left (my boze qit of his job) and I thot maybe I had no boze now or whatever. And he said no I am your new boze now wich made me real scarred sense I dint want to have a new boze of him. And but then he said Batt look we do not no about these work’s yo’uve been dong lattely and some say your work’s are not up to pear and so it is for that reezon that we are allaminateng your pasition hear and laing you of. And at first I dint no what that ment and so I askd him if that ment I wuld get a new cubbicle or some thing and then the H+R’s laddy told me Batt he mean’s your job’s pasition is got allaminated and so you no longger have got a Job. And at first I dint no what too do and I got real mad and ashamed and dismeyd becuase I ralized that I had been discroverd as being not good enugh for my job and to dumm to have it or whatever!! And I wannted to say some thing but I culd’nt make the word’s come out and so I just sat their quite and then the laddy tryed to say some thing else but I just grabed my mugg (it had apple juice in it) and toke the rest of my thing’s and left their becuase I was so up set about it and I dint want them to see my face and teer’s of being ashamed and whatever. And I bet all of the mean computer’s men and other catty mean laddy’s in there where laffing and laffing at me as I left their but I dint look back to see. And so I droav home and sat and wached american’s iddol on teevo and then ate some greaps or whatever. And this happend on friday in the morning. And I still feel real ashamed and mad for that I last my job! And I ca’nt baleve it happend to me or whatever and I do’nt no what I will do. Also I swalowed my gom when they told me that news and Im waried that it will brake my stumik or whatever.

And then on Satterday I was drivving to Krogger to get some more greaps and I got stoped by the poleas and something Really Bad happend and I will post abowt that latter today and it was reel reel awe full, may be the worse thing to Happen to me evar and it was hummillyation out the wazzoo for me.

So I caled the amplyment’s ofice’s this morning and they told me I had to go take some stuppid test or something. GOD!