La Vie Boheme

So I wennt to the Umployments ofice on Mondday becuase I just had to get and fill out some form’s so they can give me munny becuase for not having my job and geting fyred and not beeing jobed any more or whatever and so I just droav to the ofice wich was real hard to find sense it was totally away aways from my house and I dint like it becuase it was nuon and I had to drive in the launch’s our or whatever (12:00 at the midle of the day) trafic of the road’s and I totally hatted it becuase the people are mean too me daring this our but finaly I got too the Umployments ofice store place or whatever. And I went in side the ofice and saw a banch of big men waking around with clep bord’s and papper’s and riting things and I saw some angry mean loking totaly scarry woman who were waking around bahind a caunter. And so I just steped up to the desk and a big women cam up to me and totally axed me what I neded or wonted or whatever and I just told her well m’amm I lost my job (geting fyred off from it) and I just need to see a bout where I get just my munney of umployment or whatever, am I at the right plase accept I dint get too say all of that but she cutt me of and totally said Sir hear fill out these form’s and givve them back to me up hear wen you are done!!! And then she totally just woped down a big stak of papper’s form’s on a clep bord and it totally hitt the dask caunter top hord BENG!! and scarred me a little bit but I tryed not to let it show and so then I had to just ask her for a penn but I gess she all ready totally new I was going to be axing her that or whatever sense she just glared hord and sied laud at me and hamded me a penn. And so I said thank you to her and wennt and just sat down in a small chare and starrted to fill out the form’s accept then I got to some real hord qestion’s about my sallerie and I dint no how to do it becuase they wonted me to no how much munney did I get pade every year total. And I just dint no sense I only get pade every 2 times a month (I mean I did get pade that but not any more sense I got fyred of my job) and I do’nt no how to totally maltiply that in to a 1 year’s tottal and I culd do it in exxsel prolly accept their was no computer’s here too even do that or whatever and I thaught I was totally dumm to even think of that about that. And I also dint not wat it ment to mean “Gros years sallerie” what is so gros about a year or munney that you made, maybe it was munney made in a not leegal gros way and I dint no and so I filed out some off the other easywriten qestions on the papper and then went up to the women and she said are you done all ready and I just said no Im not and then she said well do you need halp with it and I just said yeop.

And so she totally puled out a calcater and paunched on key’s did some math’s porblems on it or some thing prolly to find my salerie and avenchatly she was able to got it and rote it on the papper for me a long with some other some’s or whatever and then I axed her about the Gros sallerie and said well I dint do any thing real gros to have to ern the munney at my job or whatever and she ignoard me and then she totally storted crassing things Out with a magic whitepen or arraser or something that it was and I dint no why she was doing that and she told me that I totally had filed out the rong part of the papper and I felt real mad and ashamed that I had been filing out just the rong part of the form and then she told me to totally put that here not their or whatever and so I did and then she made me sine my Sinatuer at the botom and so I just did and then she said ok sir we will porcess you papper and then call you wen we are ready to do some thing and accept before I left she axed for the penn back and I culd’nt find it becuase I dint no were I left it accept then she saw that I had stuck it in the pantwaist of my short’s and I said oh ops and just gave it back to her and my face prolly got totally red from shame of totally forgetting where I put her penn or whatever and she also said other thing’s that I do’nt rammember sense I really bad needed to use a toylet (number # 1) to pe and so I said ok thank’s and went to the bath’s room their and ped in the toylet becuase they had toylet’s with good stal’s and I like those accept I do’nt like yernal’s becuase they make me nervis that some one will see my work’s or whatever and but I was real glad to pe sense I dint want to wit my self in the umployment’s store or whatever.

And then they caled me too day and I had to go their and fil out a whole nother form!! And then they told me I wuld get a check in a week and I asked if they ment a munneycheck and they roled their eye’s and said yes Mr. Batt a munney check, you can dapozit in a benk and I felt so dumm at that time. And so then I left and a mean man on a motor’s sycle totally cut me of on the way back to my house and then I had to wate for 10 minute’s for a trene to cross on its track’s of the road and I all most wit my self sense I needed to pe real bad on the hole way home sense I drake a cortin of cranbarry co****ck’s tale (I do’nt no why they put a bad word in the name of juice I do’nt like that!!) or whatever juice before I went to the umployment’s store. And then wen I got home Roger left a bad note on my dore and had ben in my house and had totally eatten a cann of tuner’fish and droped the rammanes and the cann on the flore and had also drake or pored out the rest of my juice or some thing and left the ampty corton on the flore and also left a real real bad moovie playing in my dvde. GOD!