La Vie Boheme

Sunday was Rogers birth’sday so Roger deccided he want’d to go to his favarite place Gallveeston for his birth’sday.  We wen’t to this poole or whatever was their and Roger rally like’s to swam so we did that and we playyed a game caled Rogers Mark ‘o Pole o which is were me and Roger are in a poole and Roger say’s Mark ‘o and I say Pole o and Roger hold’s my head under the watter until I ca’nt breath and all most have a shirt’s accident accept i wa’snt even waring a shirt (vomits accident).  The poole people’s came and through us out because Roger was be’ing loud or whatever and I din’t even get my monie’s back even tho I was not loud or whatever.

Than we went to min’s galf place and i got rally exited I got a green balll my favuorite color but Roger made me take it back and get a new balll whitch was pink and i din’t like.  Roger took his balll and put it in the holl and told me he got a holl in 1 even tho he din’t even hit it and playyed a game there caled Rogers fetch were Roger hit’s balll’s in the watter and make’s me go get theam.  I wass tottaly cold and the watter han’t even been cleened so was real diirty to.  GOD!

After that Roger tottaly wanted Olave Guarden’s but had a restraning oder’s or whatever whitch i din’t even no what that was but it suon’ds like the’y we’re rally mean to Roger so I had to buy all the food’s for his diner.  Roger  playyed  Roger’s Res’stairaunt wear i searve him the food’s just like Olave Guarden’s and also had to eintertan him by eat’ing a bread’stik in 2 seccond’s and i tottaly had a pant’s accident because i was han’t used a toylet because my special placce was chaffed and sour and got reall sick all over my carpet’s or whatever and ruined my short’s and whatever.  Roger just laffed and laffed at me when I clened up all the carpet’s and then through some spaggeti at me because I din’t searve his food’s just like Olave Guarden’s and made more mess on my carpet’s.

Than Roger got mad because I din’t even have a preasant for his birth’sday so I ran down to Bas’scin Robin’s and got a birth’sday icecreme kakke and than to kroggers and got some stamp’s for his preasant.  Roger got mad and slaped me on my work’s and tald me he din’t collect new stamp’s or whatever.  He took all the kakke and i din’t even get any.

And as Roger leafed he said it wa’snt even his birth’sday.  GOD!  That Roger jokking and now i tottaly din’t even no what to do for his reel birth’sday.  GOD!