La Vie Boheme

So I was just siting there on toesday’s morning and just waitting for the mael to come too see if the umployment’s ofice got me my form’s or whatever they made me to do and stuff and then my tellaphone totally rang and I dint no who it was (I do’nt have caler’s i.d on my house’s tellaphone so I dint no) and so I ansered the phone and it was a deap voice’d strenge person who I dint no who had caled me. And the person said he was a man named Julio and I mett him at the man’s hole club and at first I was real scarred becuase I dint remember metting any one at the man’s hole club accept some cow’s boys men who were mean to me and whatever and Roger made me drake too much takeela. And then the person told me that he toked to me at the bar and he had loked up my name on the phone’s boke and was now totally caling me on the phone to say hi and see how I was up to or whatever and so just said hi and tryed too not act nervis on the phone or act ashamed off just geting a phone’s call. And so we toked on the phone for a wile longger and I aventualy told him that I got lade of my job and he said he was real sorry for that happend to me or whatever and he sed hey Batt may be we can go to a rasterant for dinner or whatever and you can tell me about how it was and all of that and so I said okay sure and just tolld him how to come to my house to pick me up for it and then he said okay and by the way Batt you can call me Big Jool’s all my frind’s call me that and so you can and so I was a little embarrased that he thot of me like a frind. And I do’nt under stand why his name is called Big Jool’s, maybe he like’s gem’s and large jool’s or something.

And so then the mail came and it dint have the form’s I they where going to make me do but that was ok sense I dint even really want to do those.

And then around 6 p.m a car came up and a big tall man steped out of the car who looked like Alvis if Alvis where black and he loked really scarry to me and got really red in the face and thot about just stayying in my house and prattending I was’nt home or whatever but then he totally saw me in the window and waved and so I new I had been seen so I had to come out and walk down my stares and I was flashed and nervis but I tryed not too let it show. And then he said hi Batt im Big Jool’s and I said hi it is good to meet you and so then we got in Big Jools car (a pantiac) and droav of and then we where ridding to the dinner’s place and Big Jool’s was axing me about some qestions like what my faverite collor was or if I just like’d maxxican food or what was my faverite Qote (I do’nt even have one GOD!) and I was still nervis and flashed and ashamed but I stil just tryed not too let it show and so then we gott too the place and it was a totally big redpainted bilding with a black dore and he said ok Batt I did not try this place be fore but we can try it out and see how it is and here we are and so we want inside the place and it was totally real dark and kind of scarry in their. And the place seemd real strenge and I thot ok well maybe Big Jool’s just went to the rong place and he is tring to play it Cool now like just nothing is rong and so I was too ashamed and palite to ask him any thing about it. And then he totally orderd some notcho’s and I just wanted a watter but Jool’s orderd a beere for me even tho I totally do’nt even drenk beere’s. And so we where at a tabble and then some thing really bad happend when a some one came up to the tabble and accept I culd’nt tell if it was a women or a man and the some one was not waring any cloth’s!! And I felt real confussed and ashamed for totally not noing just about what some one was and Big Jool’s slaped me on the back and saw how I was confussed and said some thing mean about how I dint no what a tram’s saxal or whatever was and I do’nt even no what he ment. And I dint have a good time the rest off the time we where there, Big Jool’s totally ate all the notcho’s and made a mess on the tabble and also drenk all my beere but that was ok sense I dint even wont it. And then Big Jool’s droped me of at my house and axed if he culd come in and I said no thank’s I have just got a totally big mess in there of carpit’s porblems or whatever and he said ok well Batt did you have a good time tonihgt and I just said yeop I did but even tho I dint have to much fun their (I dint actualy say that tho). And so I went back in to my house and my computer wuld’nt work on the internet’s and so I culd’nt even check my bebo. GOD!

And also I ate a pear and also some smocked sammin that was in my frige that my uncle mailed too me and it was ok at first but then my stummik started to feal real bad and I allmost had a shirt’s accident and allmost got Vomits all over my kichen floor accept I dint have an accident and I just lade in bed and drake more apple’s juice and had a chil and that was not good at all. And also Roger herd that I lost my job and he totally yelled at me over the phone even tho he is in La’s Veggas right now. GOD!