La Vie Boheme

So it all storted to day wen I just went to the Krogger around 1 p.m to just by some groshrees and juince and Mallen’s and some pear’s and other thing’s that I whatted to eat and so I went to the Krogger and accept they dint even have any Malen’s and not even a canterlope and I was so mad and stoked at it about it or whatever becuase I really wonted a nice Mallen too eat becuase of how hot the sumer has ben here the past’s weak. And so I had to drive all the wey to Hole Fud’s wich is prolly many mille’s from my house (Im not sure how many mille’s) and pretty far and so I got their and they had whatermellons and so I baught 1 and was really exited about it brrr!!! :)

Accept then wen I was drivving back a Cope totally sow me from the other’s side of the rode and wiped a raund and put on it’s lite’s and it scarred me real bad!! And so then I had to just pule in to a porking’slot and sit their wile the cope did some thing with in his car or whatever and but then he camme up and I had to role down my winduw and he totally axed me Lasense and Regustreshing or some thing in a meen voyze and so I grabed my papper’s from my glubbox accept it took me to long sense I was real nervis and trpated and shakking prolly real bad but I tryed not to let it show and so I hanndid the papper’s to the Cope and he toke them back in to his car and did some thing for a long time, it seamed like 30 minute’s. And then he camme back and said Son yo’ure regusteshing is axxpired and you wlil need to ranow it and I dint no what that ment and so I was real nervis and I tryed to sey some thing accept no word’s wuld comme out and then he glarred at me and said Son is they’re some thing rong why are you shakking are you nervis about some thing and I just said yeop.

And I gess that was a real bad thing sense the Cope then opaned my dore and made me get out of the car and told me to totally just stend their with my hand’s on the rufe and I thot I was geting arrastid and that made me real nervis!! And so then the cope storted fealing me all over with his hand’s and I new I thot I was beng aboosed my a cope sense I dint no why he was fealing me all over, brrrr and I hatted it!!

And then the cope told me to sprad my legg’s and I thot some thing real real bad was gong to happen and I did it but then I had a not small and prolly pretty bad pant’s accident and wit my short’s becuase I drake to much juince before comming to the store and also I had to pe real bad and the cope was poshing hard on my woom and blader as part of his fealing’s of me and whatever and that made me feel just real nervis and ashamed and tauted!! And then the cope saw that I had an accident their and notaced it and totally said GOD kid did you just fu******king pi*******ss your salf (I sensored that but he really sed that) and I just said yeop.

So I gess that madde him real mad and erritated at me and so he finnished fealing my legg’s and told me to gett back in the car and then just rote me a tikit real fast and through it at me and the tikit sed I had to rannew regusteshing and also pey 341$$!! And I do’nt even no how to do that (rannew) GOD GOD GOD!!

And then I gott home and had to through a way my Malen’s becuase they had prolly set in the car for to long and where prolly spooyld by then and I hatted that too have too do that GOD!!