La Vie Boheme

Saturday’s Roger and i we’re spanding some time’s togather having diner at lubeys when i tottaly got real mad and ashamed by asking how rogers trip was. I guess i tottaly din’t no wear La’s Veggas was because I asked him how his trip to Calefornea was and he tottaly got real mad at me and called me a dum a**ss(I sensored that). I was real confussed because i tottaly thawt La’s Veggas was in Calefornea and was just wear real bad or fun thing’s or whatever hapen’s but roger slaped me and told me it was in Navadda or whatever and i told roger that i falled geeollogy or whatever and he laffed and slaped me on the bely and made me rudeburp and all most have a shirt’s accident. I tottaly thawt that it was in La in Calefornea because why is it called La’s Veggas if it tottaly isn’t in La but maybe La is in Navadda or whatever and now I dint no anything.

So than after lubeys and whatever i deecided to go on to map’sqwest or whatever and look at the map of the state’s of American’s and see where Navadda was. I tottaly wish I woodnt of done this because now i was discroverd as not noing thing’s about the state’s of American’s or whatever. I tottaly thawt that Texas was not by Maxxeco or whatever. Also I thawt that the New Yoark was tottaly biger becuase it has the most people or whatever but the west cost’s state’s are tottaly not that big even tho New Yoark is big or whatever. Also i dint reelize that Washengtun was tottaly big and on the east’s cost’s but i guess that makes cense or whatever because the Presedent is there or whatever. Now I tottaly don’t even no what to think because I dint even no where all of these place’s we’re or whatever. GOD!

And roger tottaly yeleed at me at lubeys becuase he discroverd that i wen’t to a bad place with Big Jool’s and he spat in my sammin plate and tottaly made me eat it and wodn’t let me get a drank at lubeys or even give me a ride home to look at map’sqwest or whatever and made me wak from krogger and i tottaly forgot to even by any toylet’s papper and I still do’nt have any and have to use papper towl’s and they tottaly hurt my special plase. GOD!