La Vie Boheme

So it was fridday’s night (Last night) and I was just siting in my house and waching Yentl and just spanding a little time with my self when their was a laud ponding on the door and Roger came totally busting in and cought me as having been watching Yentl even tho then I tryed to use a blankit to cover up my self and whatever it dint help &nd Roger still saw my work’s and laffed and laffed and paunched me in the head. And then he said Hi batt I am back from La’s Veggas and I herd you lost your Jobb! And then he totally laffed and laffed really hord and said hay high 5s and slaped my palm’s real hord. But then he got real serious and mean and he said where you fired from your job and I just said yeop and he said in a mad way well Batt I hope you no to get an umployment’s check becuase you will still need money’s and umployment’s might even not be enouf to life of or whatever and that made me real worieed and I hatted it! And so then I tryed to ask Roger how was La’s Veggas and he said it was real good but as he was waking to my bath’s room. He waked in their And then he was in their for 5 minute’s and came back out and a bad oder came from in their and he also was carring role’s of toylet’s papper out of their with him. And he said ok Batt I will see you latter and I got up and said Roger do you need toylet’s papper or whatever and Roger said yeah I am out at my house and I just got from the air’s poart and I have no time to go to a stoar or whatever do you have a porblem with that bi****tctch (I sensored that) and then even tho I dint even say any thing and I dint have a porblem he laffed a lot and kiked me in the di*****k (Roger sais that and I sensored that) which hurt a lot and then he left and dint even cloase the door.

And then I went in too my bath’s room and discroverd that Roger had’nt even flashed the toylet and it was full all most a hole antire Role of toylet’s papper. And b.m!! And so I flashed and accept it dint all go down and I had to flash again and again and it smelld real real bad the hole time and was a real terrible thing for me to had to ander or whatever. And then I dint even fell like finnishing to wach Yentl.

So a little bit latter I had to use my toylet or whatever and so I went in their but discroverd as Roger had toke all of my toylet’s papper or put it in the toylet and it flashed all down! And so I culd’nt even use my own toylet. And I got real scarred becuase I nedded to use it bad sense I had drake a hole corton of cranbarry juice that eavening and also ate some bake’d peezza. So I got my walit and key’s and waked down my stare’s to my car accept my car wuld’nt even start becuase some time’s when it ranes my car wo’nt even start and it is real bad!! And so I dacided I wuld just wak to the Krogger and wak back and so I startted waking there accept I really bad nedeed to use a toylet or whatever and I was real afred I wuld have a pant’s accident. And so I finaly got to the Krogger and waked in their and had to use the bath’s room at the Krogger and accept I sat on the toylet their and was just using it and whatever and I discroverd the Krogger as havving no toylet’s papper their ether!! GOD!

And so I had to walk back to my house with a not helped buttt &nd it was real bad and uncumfertble and I felt so mad and ashamed that I had’nt even ben able to use toylet’s papper that I even forgot to by the toylet’s papper that I went to the Krogger for or whatever and also I was going to get some gom and now I culd’nt even have any gom.And I was in my house and had to take a shawwer to cleen my self and my land lord lady bangged on the wall real hord and yeled laud becuase she told me not too take a shawwer after 5 p.m becuase the pipe’s are laud and whatever and so I had to just take a real short shawwer and I hatted it! And also I discroverd my boxer’s breef’s and my jeanshort’s as haveing been runed by what happend and whatever! And also I faund Roger had pored the Sand out off my bath’s room can’dles gordin in to the trash’s cann. GOD!

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