What I made (another Picture)
As you read Roger did not like the picture I made of him that I slaved totally hard on but hes right its not real good. So today I girded up my working loins and made him a much better one that is more personlized and whatever. Here it is Roger and I hope you really like this one cause I was sure to include stuff that I know you totally like such as whatermelons and pool balls and money and lots of different assorted nuts because I know you do’nt like the same nuts all the time to be eating. Please let me know if you like this one and the offer of a free battik from me is still open!!!!!
I’m sure you mean well, Batt, but that image is fucking terrible. I don’t know where you got the notion that I enjoy watermelons. I suppose you think I like fried chicken and grits as well? And I still don’t have my fucking neck, you fruitcake. I ought to shoot a pool ball at your face, bitch. (I do enjoy billiards.)
And I thought I already told you that I don’t care for batik in the least. Thanks anyway, but I’d rather not wear some indian crap over my shoulder. You feel free to do whatever you want, though, and I’ll sit and laugh at you.