La Vie Boheme

So last night Roger was just over at my house visitting for the eaveneing and he totally startted to get a litle raowdy when he axked me how much I loved his pant’s and I just told him that I dint really like them all very much at all just becuase they remindid me of curtin’s and so he totally decidded to act funy and through a base’s ball at me, it was 1 I just had siting on my tee vee tray in my livving’s room. And so I was just then trying too be funny too and so I through a ball jar of pop’s corn collonal’s at him and it hit him totally right in the work’s and that made him really mad sense it went from fun’s game’s to a totally bad thing right then then. And he came over and totally yeled at me and I just said that I was sorry that happend and but that was totally not good enuff for him and then he hited me so hord in my chest that I totally had a real small but real bad pant’s acsident in my short’s. And then he totally nocked me down and said to me Batt you are going to have a fuck**ed (I sensored) up kiser when I am throw with you and then he slaped my face and bely and it totally stung and left a real perfick Rogerpalm’s handprink on my pinkwhite bely. And also I kiked up after he nocked me down and he said oww damm it Batt you kiked me in the di***k (I sensored that to). And then he said I was his tauted b***itch (I sensored that to) and held me down and totally toke the jar of corn totally made me eat many of the hard pop’s corn collonal’s that where in the jar of what I through at him and hit his loin’s and so I guess that was why he was totally prattendeng to be so mad and he is funny and such a joker. And also wile he ressled me down he nocked my sun’s glases of my tee vee tray and bent them up real bad to and also toar my shorts bad and they were toar so bad it all most expoased my special place and that made me a prolly real red face and real ashamed feeling about what happend to make that happen and so then I just was’nt having any more fun with Rogers joke’s. So then he got up and went in to my bath room and used the toylet and totally dint even flush and then he left my house. And I just felt so mad and ashamed about it because even tho it was funy still I had soars and broosis on my self from Rogers jokes. GOD!!And that stuff happend to me on monday’s night and so toesday morning came a round and I got to work and I got an idea to have some thing’s done to my cubbicle and so I asked to mr person man with drills and wires who moves things and is real tall if he culd innstal some cubby’s in my cubbicle like the computer’s monitor looking at securety’s monitors man had got in his cubbicle and he just locked at my eye’s and dint even laff but just locked at me and I felt real small and halpless. And then after he wallked of and I felt really mad and ashamed for even axing a questin. And those bad computer men are all ways laffing at me and later in the morning their was a horible squaling sound comming from the computer cammara securety’s monitor mans cubbicle and at first I just keppt my head down and keppt working on my Some’s but then I thaught it was my change to get some revvange on him for waching me and prolly he put the fake Vomit on my chare and so I hitt the Power’s button and went a way from his cubbicle before they culd cach me that I did it. But then the computer cammara’s man cought me becuase he fillmed me on the cammara. GOD!!!And then the big mr. boss power full computer’s man satt me down in my cubbicle and told me about how not ever too totally do that thing again and how their wuld be big big porblems if I evar tryed to do that like that like I did again or whatever and I was really mad and ashamed that I was discroverd as having that I did that and I felt really small and aloan becuase he was totally yeling at me real loud and some of the other computer’s men where wallking bye and I think they laffed at me wile this hole thing was just going on and I wanted to hide under my Desk witch I do some times when my boss go’s looking for me but I culdn’t hide becuase he was right their. And then he finaly stoped yeling at me and I tryed to ask him why it was so rong becuase I dint see what the big deal was about stoping a loud squaling that was hurting my work’s and some’s and he just wallked a way ass I said that and he said is what is is or some thing that I dint under stand and then my boss totally came up and yeled at me also. GOD!!