La Vie Boheme

So Roger caled me this morning and totally told me we where totally going to go to a Theam’s park becuase he just wanted to go and so I said ok we can do that and he hung up the tellaphone. And so I got on my pant’s and drenk some apple juice and whated for Roger to show up and then I heard a totally honing horn in the streat so just I came down my stares and Roger totally yeled for me too get in the car and so I did. And as Roger droave to the theam’s park he told me that their was a peting zoo their and he just red about this theam’s park in the new’s papper and it was going to be a really good theam’s park and so I was pretty exited about it sense I like most animal’s with 4 legs (accept bunies) and so that was good and so then Roger was talking about his koin collacting and how he got a new qarter and I told him that was real great and then he gave an indian’s burn to me on my arm witch hurt and it also scarred me sense he dint have his hand’s on the stearing’s weel and that was dangarus sense my mom did that 1 time wen she was going to the Krogger and she went in a dich and all most runed her hole car and had to run a way so the cop’s wuld not discrovr her as beeing Drank. But any way me and Roger finaly got to the theam’s park and so we went to the gate’s and Roger made me pay for the entry but that was ok sense I was really exited about seeing the peting’s zoo and even tho it was 15 daller’s times 2 for both of Roger and me to get in their. And the peting zoo was 1 of the first thing’s in the theam’s park and so I wantted to go up to it but Roger wuld’nt let me becuase he wannted to look at a buth were they were seling some really rear koin’s. And so he loked at the koin’s for a long time and yeled at me when I aked him if we culd see the animal’s yet and I felt really impachent and mad becuase I dint want to see koin’s but animal’s but I dint say any thing. So then when Roger was done loking at the koin’s and he looked over at a few other thing’s we finaly got too go over too the peting’s zoo. And then we were their and I saw some minnacher goat’s that I really liked and so I went too go pet them but they dint like me and 1 tryed to Bite my hand’s and then the ran a way and then I loked over and Roger was totally peting a cow on the noes and the cow really liked it a hole lot and that made me feel really mad and ashamed that the goat’s totally dint like me at all and then Roger sayed hey Batt look this cow is my new Frind and that me fell really terrible that the animal’s discroverd to like Roger more than me. And then there were some chikans but I dint like them at all becuase they smell’ed real bad and then there were some ponis standding in a carrol and I thaught they where for ridding and so I asked 1 of the peting’s zoo woman if I culd have a ride on the ponis or did it caust money and how many dallers was it but then she totally interaped me and told me their was no ridding of the ponis and they were for peting only and that made me feel real ashamed and stuppid that I had even askd that qestin especaly becuase their was a sine right there that said the ponis where not abble to be riden and I felt real dum. And then Roger was laffing at me the hole time and he kept on laffing and made a real rude joke about me to the peting’s zoo lady and she was afendid by his joke. And then Roger made me leave to peting’s zoo becuase he wantted too walk a round a little bit more and so we left the peting’s zoo. And then ass we where walking a round Roger was faund to have stoalin some rear koin’s from the koin’s both becuase some Gard’s came up and toke us to a small room and Roger got really mad and red in the face and was spiting and calling the Gard’s all kind’s of bad names and I really dint want too be their. And then 1 of the Gard’s pated me and Roger down and they faund 3 koin’s in Rogers pockit that he stoal and I was real mad and ashamed that Roger had stoal some thing sense the only other time that happend was at a Cigar’s store in galveston and Gard’s did not cought him that time and he braged about it too me witch was how I new about it. And so then the Gard’s rote some of Rogers thing’s down on a peace of papper and made us leave the theam’s park and dint even give us are money back even tho I payed and I dint steel any thing and so I was really up set and anngry and not happy at all any more.And Roger yeled at me the hole way back and then wuld’nt even droop me of at my house and droopped me of at the Krogger witch is five black’s from my house and so I had to walk a really long way’s too get back to my house and some kid’s yeled at me and totally called me a bad name on my way back from their. GOD!!