About how I prolly have gott the Swaine’flew (BAD)


Stuped pigg's thet cott peeple the swaine'sflew GOD GOD GOD I hatte them

Stuped pigg's thet cott peeple the swaine'sflew GOD GOD GOD I hatte them

So theg’s have not been gong rilly well for the passed 2 dey’s or so sense I have gottin prety Sic winth wat I theck is the Swaine’Flew. I falt horble and hadd a rill porblem winth my bu********t         (da**ria). I had rilly badd dar******ia for the last 2 dey’s and it hort and stonge bad, GOD!!! And so I am haveing a rilly hord timme with thet and I theck Im gong to mebbe be the ferst mann to dy from it in the Us, GOD GOD GOD!!! Evan thogh I thot it had mised me I gess it dint or whatever. GOD

A Coole pictcure I faund of Alvis at the krogger, wow!! And I winsh krogger wu'dnt lett peeple with dizezis in there stores

A Coole pictcure I faund of Alvis at the krogger, wow!! And I winsh krogger wu'dnt lett peeple with dizezis in there stores

I do’nt no how I gott it accept I theck mebbe I dreck some tiainted cranbarry juince or some theg sense I rilly dreck a tonn of it abbout 2 and 3 dey’s ago becuase I thot I had storted with a Baladder’s andfechsktin becuase it sortda borned wen I went to pee****e but no. I gess thet is junst port of the Swaine’sflew and I theck I cott it acshally from a Maxxixan’man in the krogger. And mebbe he was a swaine’sformer GOD GOD GOD I wuld hatte to have cott it from some 1 like thet.

Addam Labberd a boy how hass the ey's of a Gerl and hare to wow GOD brrrr

Addam Labberd a boy how hass the ey's of a Gerl and hare to wow GOD brrrr

Other then me beng Sick badd and hort thegs have ben gong o.k otherwise. Im super exited abbout the new seezin off So You Theck Yuo Can Danse or whatever and it locks like it is gong to be rilly good accept my Teevo keaps on scroewing it upp and It wont evan racord it haff the time. It socks!! GOD!!! Stuped teevos.

WOW I faund this pictcure of Addam Labert axxpozed as beng a gerl drezed up as a boy. I theck any wey GOD GOD GOD BRRRR

WOW I faund this pictcure of Addam Labert axxpozed as beng a gerl drezed up as a boy. I theck any wey GOD GOD GOD BRRRR

Any wey also Amerian Iddols was a badd anding becuase I wontid the gerl’boy or whatever too win becuase he drezed and locked like a Boy but hadd ey’s of a gerl, WOW! A&nd I rilly liaked the finally shoew accept the port were their were the devel’men or whatever runing araund with scarry fire’work’s and bomes and lites and sporks. And the main devel’mann how was all wey’s waveing his tong araund, GOD GOD GOD I hatted thet it mede me feal stenge in my work’s GOD GOD GOD!!!

How I winsh I culd be some timmes (alot)

How I winsh I culd be some timmes (alot)

Any wey I have ben fealing rilly badd lattely and Roger ceme over and junst toald me abbout some theg abbout Mucks in juppan or were ever who wen they gett rilly badd and opsit or whatever they cann junst sit themsalves on Firre and born. A&nd I winsh some timmes I was a Muck so I culd junst do thet or whatever. Roger sed I culd do thet but sense Im not 1 I wuld not do it and pluz I am to much of a cicken any wey and he laffed hord and then tride to born a lil bitt of my heand winth his zepo’liter as a funny joanke. GOD GOD GOD!!

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About my geting Sick and Jonjon beng nise to me (bad) (good)


How Jonjon was jupeng to help me with theg's wowow!!! Coole

How Jonjon was jupeng to help me with theg's wowow!!! Coole

Well theng’s are gong pretty well for me thease dey’s and my blog especaly sense Jonjon has ben real nise to me the past few week’es and evan upgated my Word’s press soft where for me and now its shinny and confussing sort off but I can still junst rite a poast and thet is the only theg I used it for so as long as I can do That I am ok. Thank’s for just upgateing it bwt Jonjon thank’s. But do you no if I can change my lock sense I wontid a new 1 mebbe. I also send you a bebo mesage abbout this.

How I was

How I was

And so thing’s are not to bad here. I gott sick a few dey’s ago and ceme down real badd with a rood caze of toylet’gutt bely wen I atte some bad laftovvers from Lubbys and anded up geting sicke  on my faverite Tv’wacheng chare and evan on my cofee’tabble and my rugg. And also on a candel that was on the tabble, good theng it wa’snt litt or I do’nt no wat would of happend then! GOD! But I falt terble and hadd to just ley in my bedd for a wile then I was abble to cleen up my meze or whatever. GOD!.

Any wey thet is All for now but I wil rite more post’s latter.

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About my Faverinte Tv shows lattly.


So I have ben wotcheng alot of Tv for the passt few maunth’s from not beng pluted and junst not haveing a jobb or whatever. And so I have ben wotcheng alot of Tv and have a prolly rilly good idea of whats Good. And whats Bad on tv. So hear it gose

Opera and on the cuvver of a new Booke I theck. Opera show. This show has sorta a silly neme sense it’s not abbout sangeng or actuel songe’s evan but All abbout a laddy nemed Opera. And she tock’s abbout boke’s and some time’s some rilly boreng theg’s. But it is a good show mosly sense she tock’s to an inaresting Selerbity some timme’s and 1 timme their was a clawn on the show. * * * * 4 star’s

The loggo of HerosHeeros. This is a show abbout some kid’s and addalt’s who have sertin Supper Pours and can do innaresteng theg’s winth them.  Their is a good plote accept it confusses me a lott of timme so I do’nt really like thet. And also the 1 gerl drezed up as a boy ramides me of Yentils, BRRR! The only wey this shoaw culd be any beter if they mede a new 1 winth Borbra Stris’sand andsted of the 1 gerl. * * * * * 5 star’s.

Emerld winth a big pour full fatt strong tall man who is prolly a Resller or sometheg, GOD brrrrrrEmerld. This show is abbout a mann nemed Emerld and how he is a rilly goode Coocke. Their is not rilly a stoary’line thet I can tell acept he junst coocke’s a meck’s rilly grate Foode for his frind’s or whatever accept they all wey’s have difrent peeple so its sortda hard to keap treck of. He is so good of a Coocke thet he evan hass his own Bend who can palay Any songe he wont’s them to. GOD I winsh I culd be Dock Gib’s the main band’man GOD GOD GOD!!!! And Emerld seys BAMMMME alot and he is rilly good at junst seying thet. WOW! * * * * * 5 star’s but I would of give it 6 if I culd.

A Gint Shork jupeng out of the whatter and tring to eet a Persin I think WOW GOD!!!!!Shork’shows in the Discrovery chanel. Alot of timme’s on the Discrovery chanel it is Shork’week and thet meen’s they meck and palay a tonn of show’s abbout Shorks. Shork’s are prolly my leest faverite animal they are soooooo scarry and bigg and meck me scarred and chili in my work’s!!!! They are rilly big and pour full and culd eet a Man I theck and 1 time their was a shoe abbout how a Shork all most aite a diver’man GOD GOD GOD I acshally dint like this show

Dacing with the Star’s and every 1 is all wey’s so Coule on there, GOD I winsh I was this gy GOD GOD GOD!!!!!!Dacing With the Star’. This is a show abbout dacing and alot of rilly aperintly famis peeple get on their and junst danse and then they get juged by the juger’man and all so another man and a laddy and then if they where to bad they have to go beck to their househommes. Other wisse they gett to stey on the show for 1 more weeke or more if they are goode the necks weeke. Or whatever GOD its sooo compalex I do’nt evan rilly no how it work’s. And every 1 on the shoe is all wey’s SOOOOO coule and I winsh I culd junst be a persin on the shoe or 1 of the men. Or evan a laddy GOD GOD GOD!!!!! * * * * * 5 star’s accept this shoe frostret’es me.

Mecking The Bannd WOW this pictcure is rilly exiting sense the bleck’man on the secand on the left locks exacly like Jonjon and the bleck’man secand from the rite lock’s exacly like Scrotam. WOWWOWOWMecking The Bannd. This is a shoew abbout peeple who want to meck it on a bannd. And it has alot of bleck’men in it and they are sooo coule and they can sang and rape rill goode. And at leest 1 of them meck’s it too a bannd or whatever. But some sertin 1’s of them lock like the bleckmen I no and I wander is it them? who no’s it culd be but I will have to axe Jonjon necks time I see him hay where you on the mecking the bannd shoe. GOD! * * * * *5 star’s for beng coule

Suviver where peeple are on an iland. WOWOW This pictcure is sooo coule expecially the bleck’man hes all Hay Avery 1 and I do’nt theck he is evan wareng any short’s and hes junst Bunk as Nak*****id BRRRRRRRRRRRRR GOD!!!! Suviver. Suviver is a  shoe abbout sertin peeple who have to suvive on a dessert i’land or some theg. I do’nt rilly wotch this shoe accept 1 or 2 timme’s and it was so confussing to me!!!wat where they dong??? Accept I rilly like this pictcure expechally the Bleck’man and I winsh I hadd some shoart’s like the gy’s are whereing accept not the gy on the rite sense he lock’s stuped and old but avery 1 else lock’s supper Coule. WOWOWOW!!! * * * * * 5 star’s evan thogh I only have seed it 1 timme.

A rilly hilerous Pictcure of MagivverMagivver. Magivver is a show abbout a man nemed Magivvere who is rasposeble for seveing peeple from kid’napors and terists and other bad thegs like thet. And he no’s how to meck a bomm or a key’lock or a toole out of junst any theg he can Find on the graund, wow! I winsh I culd do thet!! And some timme’s the shoe get’s so exiting I gott to tern it of for a minut, WOW GOD!!! * * * * * 5 star’s totaly evan thogh it meck’s me scarred some timme’s

I will poast more show’s or whatever latter.

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About my Vallentines day and what happend to me (bad)


I do’nt no wat this Pictcure mean’s but it locks sort a like Roger hmmSo hear is the long pramised Post from me abbout how my Vallentines’day was. I no allot of peeople where waiteng for me to post this and so now Im just dong that. So I dint evan no it was valleantine’sday un till righte wen it was thet. I dint evan no thet it was  until I herd a nockeng comming from my dore and it was a postel dalivery man with a big box of flawers Accept then it tern’ed out that the flawers where for my land lord laddy and the postel’man junst nocked on the rong dore and then I new my dey was gong to be rilly badd from then on out, I just hadd a fealeng abbout it! GOD!

I winsh my phone was 1 of the Topp 10 hotest phone’s in the Us!!! GOD!!!!!!So then I was just siting in my chare eeting a role and thecking about pore’ieng my salf a glas of juice or some theg and then my phone range and it was Roger on the phone askeng me if I wonted to be a dinnerdate for the vallentines day and I sed o um yeop thet wuld be riley good Roger and he sed yep you bet boy a&nd then he hug up the phones And I hug up my phone on my wall. And so then i just set araund in my househomme un till araund 5′pm or so wen Roger puled up too the frant of my homme and hocked his car hoarn LAUD and it scered me rill bad GOD WOW!!!

 Abbout greek’food I gess GOD I winsh I culd be a coule as thease peeple who eite Greak’food or whatever GOD GOD GOD!!!!!    And then Roger ceme up to my dore and sed lets go boy are you reddy and I just sed ueop and gott in the carr. And Roger drave to a plase called Call a mato or some theg, I do’nt rilly rameber the neme of it axactly accept it was caled some theg. And I ansked Roger um if wat kind of foode they hadd at this plase and he sed welp Batt its greak foode to bad you do’nt got any colcher other wise you wuld of nowne that and I sed oh well were is Greak’foode from or whatever and hse sed its from grease you toole and he slaped my nee. This Pictcure is a doble 1 sense Roger paunched me in the fase like the mann is dong to the Horce and allso this statcheo is greak I theck.Then I should of junst shutt my big maunth or whatever but I sed oh is it cocked in allot of grease, do they have fride chickin alat or some theg. And I sed thet becuase I thaunt thet was wat it was they cocked or some theg becuase of the neme and it beng from a tonne of Grease brrrrr, but no. And Roger slaped my fase and ey’s a feww timme’s and sed no you dumm bet**********tche Grease is a contry dint you lern any theg in schoole and I just was quite!! GOD!!!

Jeen’s like Roger  was wereing accept they where not Cackys like thease, GOD I winsh I hadd some of thease that ceme all the wey down the legg sense all I have our short’s like this and a pair of Bleck 1s GOD GOD GOD.And then so any way we gott to Calla’mato and wint in and Roger mede the survers’man set us on the paddio evan tho it was rilly coald and had raned thet day and the chares where still wit!! And Roger mede me set in his chare ferst to dry it winth my bu**t a&nd I hatted thet!!! GOD! But it was a gud joanke and a grate wey to stort the eaveneneing I gess and plus Roger was wareing his Good jeen’s and dint want to spole them so I just sed o.k

A pictcure of Roger at vallentimes dinner and me on the rigte accept he croped me out as a joanke, he is so funny! And then Roger hadd the surver’man teck a pictcure of him and me setting on a sertin Morbel binch they hadd in the out’dores paddioplase their at the rastrreant. And they toke a pictcute on useng Rogers diggital cammara thet he mede me cary in their. (Allso the back’story on the pictcure is thet I asked  him to pleas emaile it to me so I culd have a coppy but he dint. And he junst poasted it on his bebo accept I was totally Croped out, wat a good jonke!!wow!!!

Abbout how much Foode Roger eateAnd then Roger and I ordared diner and Roger gott the madatarenan Sallad and the Lamm’sheck and a platte of grease bred and a big grease sam’witch thet I do’nt ramember the neme off and a  big platte of corly’frys. An allso a gint wege of crumbly’bread wafferes winth Nutts and hunney and I do’nt rameber wat it was caled ether GOD GOD GOD WY AM I SOOOO DUMM ABBOUT RAMEMBERENG NEME’s OF FOOD’ES GOD!!! Any wey and I ordared a madatarenen Sallad to accept Roger toald me I cu’dnt ordder any theg else becuase the foode their was to riche for me!! GOD I winsh it wa’snt so filing their but I gess Roger was junst lockeng out for me.

And Roger dreck allso abbout 5 Beere’s and a sertin Shott of greeask Wine or some theg and he bitt the foode hord and atte rilly fest and junst laud and toare throgh the grease bred like their was’nt a tamarrow!!!wow!

How I was!!!!And then he sed hey Batt lets play Rogers dare gamme and I sed ok. And then he mede me pout an Ollave in my noze and all so 1 in my ear’s and in the endd the peeple at the restronet hadd to cale an Abulace and I hadd too go to the hospental for them to teck them out so I dint get an infeckshin or choak, GOD GOD GOD!!!!

How I falt!!!!!Then after I gott back from the hospental Roger was at my househomme and hadd eetin all of the chocklit’s from a Box of themm my mom geve me and he dint even carre. And he mede me go too the Krogger at 11′PMs and by him more choclikt’s. And all so I hadd to pey for dinnere at the greese plase sense Roger laft his creddit’card in his wolet. In his carr GOD! GOD! GOD!!!

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I doan evan undoarstend Deylite Sabing’s Timme GOD


Roger cammed to my househomme all erlie on Sonndey a&nd rowstid me ouwt of my Bed waiy to souon GOD!  I WASS SO DAAAA**MMMM TIRD!  A&nd I thot it was reglar timme butte Roger tole me thet thare was a Sprang’d Farwerd or what evar thet hapnend an I DOAN EVAN NO WHET THET IS GOD GOD GOD I junst no I havve ben so so so TIRD evar sinse then.  I fouwnd this Moovy on u-toubbe thet tawks abute it cauwse I gess lotsa peepil doan git it I think this is evan a neuw moovy.  I liak the ports with the floting canny boars an also the womin thet pores the cofee an also the pokkorn with LOTS a buter brrrr GOD it makkes me chilli in my werx.



Akshillie I dint liak this moovy.

Abute houw Rogers brathar did sum Theng, Port 2! (mebbe bad, mebbe gud, I DOAN NO!)


Whet the soopar househomme porty’s was SUPPOSED to be oll abuteOkey, nouw Roger is gone agin an I can fenish thes opp.

I wass all sited abute cuking spagetty and meetbolls and sallid and bred and stoff butte Roger and Mikke and Jonjon and Scrotam (@ leest thet’s what I thenk Jonjon kep clalling him) kep lafftring and chakling’s behind the frant of my beck all the timme. And it wass rilly stortin’gs to makke me kine a oppsit!  GOD WY OAR THAY LAFFTRING?  Cos usullie whin Roger lafftrs oll et me sum Theng hapnens thet is a rill fony joanke and a gud timme for Roger butte not olwayz foar me.

Whet all thoas floting heds luked liak kine a seppt Jonjon an Scrotam oar rill bleck nott wite hey eevan Roger is’nt this witeSo whin the spagetty was almoast reddie to eet I storted fealing rilly rilly dizy and shakky.  I got a Nather Pessi Koler out of my frije and wint in To the leeving roume an set my own self douwn and win I lukked up GOD GOD GOD all the bigmeenharrieportysfolks wir all crouwding’s arouwnd me and it was scarry to haav all thoas floting heds arouwn me liak thet GOD!!! :) :) :) But kine a siting’s too brrrrr wowow heh Ha heh!

Kine a whet Mikkes lukked liak

Ennyway, so I kep gittin’gs dizir and dizir an all the bigmeenharrieportysfolks wir jest woching me (GOD! BRRR! what?) an I thot I wud jest cloas my i for just a minnit for a nape an the lest thing I member is seing Mikkes hed oll flotycloasscarry rill close to me.

An hears the misstory!

I DOAN EEVAN MEMBER WHET HAPNEND NEXT.

Whet I do no is thet win I woak up from my lil nape on the soafer, some THENG had hapned!  AND NOT THE USYOOEL THENG, NEETHAR, TOO.

It was oll reddie dorke ouwtside an i was junst asleape on the soafer an wassnit no Boddie evan thare butte me so I gotte opp and wint to the Kichin an the spagety was stille junst siting in the Potte oll aloan and swole opp cawuse it nevar evan gotted tukke ouwt off the potte (What? GOD!) butte the Meet’s bolls wir gonne.  Olso, I saw thet a Lot of the fornatoor in my Leeving’s roume was kine a smeshed and borken!  My cofee’s tabbel (evan i doan drenk cofee butte its stell clalled a cofee’s tabbel I doan no wy) hadde 3 borken’s laigs and my Yent’l’s chare was torn’ed ovar on its side!  A&nd thare was Meet’s boll’s stock to the SEELING and wall’s and stuff at leest the 1 on the seeling lukked liake a meet’s boll I dint chekke cos it rilly rilly RILLY dint lukke zakly liak a meet’s boll.  Thin I sided I neaded to go to the toylit an notissed thet my nukkels were all sckined opp an I wass gong to go pottie and putte some hygrojin roxxidde on my nukkels so to the Toylit’s I wint an thets whare i fouwnd Jonjon!

Whet Jonjon lukked liak in my Tobb sepp he is a bigpourfalblecksmanne notte lil an wite liak thisAlso kine a whet Jonjon lukked liak sepp he is’not a beebay GOD GOD GODJonjon was IN THE SHOUWER hadled opp and cring liak a beebay!!! :) :) :D :(  An win I junst wokked in To the Toylit, he sawwed me and hiss i’s gotted RILLY BEG and he screemed liak a rabit and jompered opp and ran ouwt of the Bath’s roume fest.  Be foar I cud ax him why I hord the frant dore slem and he was junst gone!  BENG!  POUW!  WOW!  I dint evan no wy he leff so fest.  I wokked all rouwnd my househomme and my bedde’s roume was oll treshed too!  Thare was a meet’s boll’s all ovar my bedde, evan and othar stoff I doan wannt to tokke abute in my Blagg’s.

I cudnt fine Roger Mikke oar Scrotam any Whares!

Whet Roger lokked liak evan hes notte a Joo’ish genitalAbute thet timme thare was a lil nokk on my Frant doare’s an win I wint to anser it it was Roger and Mikke and sum Theng had hapnend to THIM.  Roger was oll wokking with a kanne an wass wareing an i’s pech.  An Mikke was oll pale an had hiss orm in a slang arouwnd his nekk.  Thay were bote rilly nise to me!  WOW!  And Roger sed he wudde stort cleening’s opp my househome rite away snip snap.  Mikke dint evan say nothing’s wich i thot was rood an I gess I musta lukked at him oll meen and dispoyntted cos he soaw me lukking at himme and he becked in To the Kinchin and lukke all scarred an thin sed he wass gitting’s a badde my Grane but Roger ranned out of the beck of the Househomme whare he was cleenign’s opp the Meet’s bolls off my bedde and yeled at Mikke to get the Fu*******ck to work’s or he wudde haff to paiy the Popper or sum Theng’s liak thet.

Whet Mikke’s my Grane lukked liak sepp of coars he not a GerlSo I still doan no zakly whet hapnend but I ovar hord Roger teling Mikke latoar thet he beter da******mm wall paiy bettoar tenshun to whet kine a Farmmasisst stoff he brangs to porti’es fram nouw Oan or Roger sed he wudde kike Mikke in the dik!

I nevar evan fouwnd ouwt whet happnend to Scrotam.  I thenk I will ax Roger or Jonjon the neksst timme I see thim.  Oll I rilly no is thet Roger and Jonjon havve bofe ben sweteniseguddescarred to me foar the lest 5 daze!  ;}  ;}  ;}

GOD!

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Abute houw Rogers brathar did sum Theng! (mebbe bad, mebbe gud, I DOAN NO!)


The Lil FarmsistteLast weakind Roger a&nd his brather Mikke camme ovar to visset me at my househomme with ouwt evan leting me no ferst.  I hadde junst fenished woching Yent’l’s agin and junst spining somme timme with my Self so I was galad thet thay dint comme erlier.  Roger and Mikke came in To my househomme with OUT EVAN NOKING 1CE GOD GOD GOD so I hadde junst putte the touwls in the Hemper and thengs.  Roger tole me thet Mikke was a Farmsisste and I sed Gosh Mikke I thot you hadde to go to skoul a lang timme to be a rill bigge pourfull Farmsisste and Roger junst hawld off an slaped my fase and sed damit Batt doan tawk liak thet to my Brather an I sed I junst wanted to no houw he gotte to be a Farmsisste so fest and was it hord?

Thin Mikke sed he wasnt rilly a bigge pourful Farmsisste oll the way yet an thet he wasse still in the vary spashul bigge pourful Farmsisste skoul an he sed the skoul was in Kannada an I wundnt evan regagnize it so to shat opp so I didde.  Thin Mikke sed thet port of what he hadde to dou to be Comme a Farmsisste was werks with Drags a lotte and lirn  houw to makke thim his Self so thet wass whet he was dong rite nouw.I thenk this is the kine a Drags thet Rogers brathar Mikke makkes

Roger sed damit Batt wear hongrie so go to yur Kichin and makke us some fuds rite now and I junst sed yeop and wint to the Kichin and storted cuking opp some spigatty and meet’s bolls.  An evan a salid!  Roger wint to the figerater and got ouwt somme Pessi Koler and poard 3 glses of it and evan 1 foar me wich he nevar evan deos!! :) :) :) Wile I was cuking Roger sed hay Batt luk hooz hear and rite thin JonJon an 2 of his frins camed in!  Wouw it was a reglir portie in my househomme an thay camed in an sittd douwn and wanned Pessi Koler to and so a pouwerd it foar them oll.

This is purtie moch whet Jonjons frin loanked liak whin he gotted thare at to my Househomme.  God.Roger and Jonjon kepp lafftring and tokking rill louw and thin Roger sed Hay Batt go to the garaj and breng me a screud drivar an I junst sed ueop and wint and didde it an whin I camme beck Roger and Mikke and Jonjon were all snigaring and laffing and Roger sed Drenk this Pessi Koler I pouwerd foar you dammit and he hanned me the glaz.  Thay was all loanking at me fony and so I junst drenkd it douwn evan tho it taystd kine a fony and what Ever but I drenked it any Way. An Roger musta putte xtra Sugers in mine caouse thare was some Wet Pouwdoar at the bottum of the glaz whin I was donne.

So I wint beck to the Kichin and chiked the spagetty and sose and stuff and thin I storted notising thet everbady alse was junst starring at me.

GOD GOD GOD Roger junst drived opp to my househomme and I wil fenish this latoar GOD

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About how it was and wat happened with my Cristmas and Holladay’s (bad)


LOCK at this pictcure it has a rill big Sneck in it wowowow GOD brrrr hey I wander if the laddy got bitte by it GOD GOD GOD!!!!!So well as you prolly no I have not been poasteng sense Ive been rill bisy in this seesin of with holladay’s and Cristmas has ben hapeneng and whatever so it has kapt me rill bisy dong theg’s and shopeing for crismas prezets and whatever so I hadet evan hadd any timme to rite in my blogs. But now I am and now the holladay’s our over and so mebbe I well have moar timme to do my ritting’s.

Sorda how the bomb’firre was at the sols’tisses Porty accept biger brrrrSo any way my holla day’s and cristmas where prolly rill gud and rilly a funn gud timme of me and my famely and Roger and frind’s. Ferst Roger mede me comme with him to a sertin kind of sol’s Tisses porty or some theg that I dint evan no. This was a few dey’s befoar cristmas and was aperintly a Porty for salabeting the shortast dey of the yere or some theg, accept I wuld of thout thet the dey wuld of ben on the end of the manth sense it is the lanst dey of the yere or whatever but no. So this porty was in the bagyard of 1 of Rogers frinds he livve’s out in the wode’s prolly about 100 mille’s from my househomme and it was daork and scarry out there BRRRR!!! A&nd it was outsside and there was lots of litt candel’s and tabbles with sneck’s and fude and then a bbq and evan a big bomb’fire! And Roger gott rill druke and mede me and him danse araund the bomb’sfire a&nd I all moast feal in too it a timme or 2, GOD! It was so denrgerus and I hatted it!! Accept I gess it was still a prolly pretty gud timme accept that Roger mede me dreck takeelas winth him and I dint like thet at al and then Roger did some theg rill grons and bad on a dere from 1 of the other Men at the plase. And then he sed hay Batt come here doo you likke greap’s and I just sed yeop and then he sed ok well and Wat I totally hadd to do!!! Accept I am not a Coole laddy like this parson GOD GOD GODthen did some theg and foarced me to pout as manny greap’s in my maunth as wuld fitt on a dere from him! And I chocked and my ey’s whattered a&nd I totally hatted thet! GOD GOD GOD!!!

But after that porty I finaly gott too go home and sleap and I was cuvvered in broozis and soar’s becuase of junst how wield Roger had gott at the porty. GOD!A&nd then Roger ceme over to my househomme on cristmas’eve and geve me a spenshul Gif A bottul of rouobeng’s alcoal junst like the 1 Roger geve me I do’nt no wy he did?!??! GODof a bottul in a rapper a&nd I opand the it up and it was a bottul of rouobeng’s akoal. And Roger sed Batt do’nt dreck this its not for thet and winnk’ed at me rill creapy like and it mede me feal chili GOD!! Then he sed he was gong to go too a manbarr and get druke and have a grete timme and I ansked him if I neaded to go winth him and he junst shoaved me and sed no Batt you stey hear and so I did. god.

So I gott the bottul of rouobeng’s alcoal out and took it in too the banthroume and then beck out too the liveing roume agin becuase I was nervis. Then I litt a barry sentid candel and junst did some theg winth the rouobeng’s akoal acceept it stong and borned me rill badd!!! I HATTED IT!!!!! Then Roger ceme back a few our’s latter and ansked me wat I didd with it and so I junst toaled him and he sed yuo did wat a&nd I just sed ueop. Then he laffed rill rill hord and laud and slaped my bournesoarspot and sed no Batt you moran your sooo dumm to rouobe your peeeeeee*******NOS with thet HA!! And I falt so dumm and totally tauted for junst dong thet or whatever. And he sed he junst faound it in his cabbanet or watever. GOD! Then Roger uzed my toylet and totally plog’ed it and junst laft my househomme. GOD!!!

Bottuols of loshins GODAnd so then on cristmas I went to my moms househomme for cristmas and satt their wile peeple opand prazent’s and I geve my mom a Gifcard for lubbys and I theck she rilly liked it but I do’nt no. A&nd then my ant geve me a 25$ Gifcard for a sertin stoar caled Banth a&nd Boddy Work’s and I gess my fase wint all redd and got totally ambarensed and ashamed and tauted for her junst geting me a store’card of haveing prodducts and theg’s for somones work’s I gess. Like louob, GOD GOD GOD!!! And avery 1 and my meen unkel laffed hord at me. GOD!!

Wat Roger mede me bott for him, I do’nt evan no wat a lofeh is for?!?!!Then latter I toald Roger abbout the Gifcard and he laffed hord at me and sed well Batt now you can go and by your salf some gerl’y loshins then he sed he******ll boy get of your a*****ss and he mede me draive him and me to the galaria and we totally went to the Banth’s a&nd Work’s stoar and Roger  mede me by some charry sentid loshins and he all so mede me by him soume other stuff and a Loo’fahs a&nd some deeoderent and it was abbout 40$ tottal a&nd so I hadd to spand evan more munney then my store’card hadd!! How I falt! GOD!!!!!A&nd the hole timme I was so ashemded to evan be in a stoar that was for theg’s for some 1’s work’s accept Then I toald Roger thet as we where levaeng and he laffed and slaped me hord and sed no you are soo dumm Batt its a womans stoar and I was soo confussed!! GOD GOD GOD!!!And then Roger mede me by him a new pare of peant’s at a calaforna’s stoar a&nd now I do’nt have all most any munney in my beck account, GOD GOD GOD!!!!!!

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